The Worst Music You Will Ever Hear

Scissorman · 04-10-2011, 11:10 AM

I've been thinking about making this thread for quite some time now, but I haven't had the time until now. Anyway, I have been listening to what most of you call bad music, but when you hear what is popular where I live, you will start to respect bands like Nickelback, Good Charlote, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync... Don't get me wrong, I hate these bands, I just don't think that they are the greatest musical evil in the world. These are. Since most of it is in Serbian, I will also post the translations.

So, Here goes:

Stoja (you pronounce it like Stoya)

She is one of the ugliest human beings alive. She has the worst voice I have ever heard and, believe it or not, she is very popular. At first, I didn't want to believe that she is so popular, I tried to ignore her, but then I started living with my ex (thank god) roommate, who worshiped her, I met his friends and finally came face to face with the cruel reality - SHE IS POPULAR. So, here are 3 of her "hits"

Are you for sex

When you're with me
My every wrinkle wakes up, goes crazy
My blood rushes through my veins
It seems to me like hundred miles an hour...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex

When you're next to me I tremble
Something speeds up my breath, and it's not fear
Move, I can do it.
Don't ask me what, when you know it, right now...

If I dared I would gladly eat you
So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation)

I like you,
You should have guessed that by now
But you seem too scared to enter my town
I will ask you, after I have another drink,
Are you for sex

My life is my treasure

You can cheat but not for long
I am not crazy to live alone because of you
Just go
Let your heart wander
But you will be sorry when my moment comes

Don't offer me silver nor gold
You can't buy me that easily
My life is my treasure
I will have an eye for an eye

x2

Diamonds

You can not do it like before
Because I am not like all the rest
You have to caress me
You must not feel sorry for me

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.

Do not hurt me
I can hurt you back
You must not make a mistake
I can take revenge

You will not judge me
I am not interested in that
You can buy me
With little things

Diamonds are to be remembered
All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure)
Because as soon as you look for it,
I will give you everything on my lips
Diamonds are to be remembered
You won't regret it
Because as soon as you ask I give it to you
You don't need to ask twice.

Scissorman · 04-10-2011, 11:12 AM

If someone takes an interest in this, I will update it. And if anyone thinks that there is something worse than this, please post it in here, because I AM eager to hear it

TockTockTock · 04-10-2011, 11:14 AM

Uh...

**Janszoon** · 04-10-2011, 11:38 AM

One of the ugliest human beings alive? I don't know, I thought she was looking pretty good in the outfit she wore in the second video. And while I agree this music isn't particularly good, I don't think it's as bad as... say... the myriad atrocities Peabo Bryson has inflicted upon the world.

Ugh. Shoot me now.

DoctorSoft · 04-10-2011, 11:41 AM

Brokencyde? Brokencyde.

They still win.

Scissorman · 04-10-2011, 11:41 AM

Also, this thread wouldn't be complete without this great hit. Tina is a popular Serbian singer who sings about gold-diggers, mink coats, diamonds, expensive cars etc. MC Stojan (you pronounce it like Stoyan) is the musical joke of Serbia. But, they have this duet and it is ultra popular and no party is complete without it.

Sexy

So sexy, sexy, sexy
They are sexy, sexy, sexy
x2

Good evening I'm Stojan, you all know me
When I see a nice chick I jump immediately
First performance abroad, I went to Switzerland
Tina called, says come to Ibiza

Breasts and ****tails are waiting for me there
Bikini, beach, topless, hot looks
Then I started touring Europe
Chicks in Austria, Germany are professionals

So sexy, sexy, sexy
They are sexy, sexy, sexy
x2

They are sexy and everybody's turned on by them
They love expensive things because they can
They do not like to drive Yugo (a car)
And you love to share them with a friend.

So attractive, her body turns you on
You don't have the guts to approach her sober
Bartender, help!!!

Scissorman · 04-10-2011, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

One of the ugliest human beings alive? I don't know, I thought she was looking pretty good in the outfit she wore in the second video. And while I agree this music isn't particularly good, I don't think it's as bad as... say... the myriad atrocities Peabo Bryson has inflicted upon the world.

Ugh. Shoot me now.

These are awful. But Stoja still wins. However, Brokencyde might be her match

CanwllCorfe · 04-10-2011, 11:47 AM

Scissorman · 04-10-2011, 11:56 AM

that's kind of creepy...

music_phantom13 · 04-10-2011, 11:57 AM

I dunno about that Janszoon... certainly not the ugliest human being alive, but she does look suspiciously very much like a man.

04-10-2011, 11:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	The Worst Music You Will Ever Hear I've been thinking about making this thread for quite some time now, but I haven't had the time until now. Anyway, I have been listening to what most of you call bad music, but when you hear what is popular where I live, you will start to respect bands like Nickelback, Good Charlote, Backstreet Boys, N'Sync... Don't get me wrong, I hate these bands, I just don't think that they are the greatest musical evil in the world. These are. Since most of it is in Serbian, I will also post the translations. So, Here goes: Stoja (you pronounce it like Stoya) She is one of the ugliest human beings alive. She has the worst voice I have ever heard and, believe it or not, she is very popular. At first, I didn't want to believe that she is so popular, I tried to ignore her, but then I started living with my ex (thank god) roommate, who worshiped her, I met his friends and finally came face to face with the cruel reality - SHE IS POPULAR. So, here are 3 of her "hits" Are you for sex When you're with me My every wrinkle wakes up, goes crazy My blood rushes through my veins It seems to me like hundred miles an hour... If I dared I would gladly eat you So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation) I like you, You should have guessed that by now But you seem too scared to enter my town I will ask you, after I have another drink, Are you for sex When you're next to me I tremble Something speeds up my breath, and it's not fear Move, I can do it. Don't ask me what, when you know it, right now... If I dared I would gladly eat you So touch me at least as the music plays (this is not a literal translation) I like you, You should have guessed that by now But you seem too scared to enter my town I will ask you, after I have another drink, Are you for sex My life is my treasure You can cheat but not for long I am not crazy to live alone because of you Just go Let your heart wander But you will be sorry when my moment comes Don't offer me silver nor gold You can't buy me that easily My life is my treasure I will have an eye for an eye x2 Diamonds You can not do it like before Because I am not like all the rest You have to caress me You must not feel sorry for me You will not judge me I am not interested in that You can buy me With little things Diamonds are to be remembered All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure) Because as soon as you look for it, I will give you everything on my lips Diamonds are to be remembered You won't regret it Because as soon as you ask I give it to you You don't need to ask twice. Do not hurt me I can hurt you back You must not make a mistake I can take revenge You will not judge me I am not interested in that You can buy me With little things Diamonds are to be remembered All is yellow on my hands (I think she means gold, but I am not sure) Because as soon as you look for it, I will give you everything on my lips Diamonds are to be remembered You won't regret it Because as soon as you ask I give it to you You don't need to ask twice. __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

04-10-2011, 11:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	If someone takes an interest in this, I will update it. And if anyone thinks that there is something worse than this, please post it in here, because I AM eager to hear it __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

04-10-2011, 11:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	One of the ugliest human beings alive? I don't know, I thought she was looking pretty good in the outfit she wore in the second video. And while I agree this music isn't particularly good, I don't think it's as bad as... say... the myriad atrocities Peabo Bryson has inflicted upon the world. Ugh. Shoot me now. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

04-10-2011, 11:41 AM	#6 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	Also, this thread wouldn't be complete without this great hit. Tina is a popular Serbian singer who sings about gold-diggers, mink coats, diamonds, expensive cars etc. MC Stojan (you pronounce it like Stoyan) is the musical joke of Serbia. But, they have this duet and it is ultra popular and no party is complete without it. Sexy So sexy, sexy, sexy They are sexy, sexy, sexy x2 Good evening I'm Stojan, you all know me When I see a nice chick I jump immediately First performance abroad, I went to Switzerland Tina called, says come to Ibiza Breasts and ****tails are waiting for me there Bikini, beach, topless, hot looks Then I started touring Europe Chicks in Austria, Germany are professionals So sexy, sexy, sexy They are sexy, sexy, sexy x2 They are sexy and everybody's turned on by them They love expensive things because they can They do not like to drive Yugo (a car) And you love to share them with a friend. So attractive, her body turns you on You don't have the guts to approach her sober Bartender, help!!! __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

04-10-2011, 11:47 AM	#8 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	__________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

04-10-2011, 11:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
TockTockTock They/Them Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 1,914	Uh...

04-10-2011, 11:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	Brokencyde? Brokencyde. They still win.

04-10-2011, 11:56 AM	#9 (permalink)
Scissorman art is sold for money Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Belgrade, Serbia Posts: 730	that's kind of creepy... __________________ facebook Last.fm The Music I make http://www.indabamusic.com/opportuni...missions/52856

04-10-2011, 11:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
music_phantom13 Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 942	I dunno about that Janszoon... certainly not the ugliest human being alive, but she does look suspiciously very much like a man.