SATCHMO

I remember when I was about 16 and the first Poison album Look What the Cat Dragged In came out. There were close up photos of each of the individual band members on the cover. I saw an ad for the album in a music mag that I'd bought and immediately ripped it out, hung it on my wall and avowed that these were the four hottest women on the face of the planet. I used to plant kisses on each of their individual faces before going to bed at night (you know, where you kiss your hand and then touch the object of your devotion, yada, yada...). This lasted about a week before I was informed by a friend that they were dudes. I don't think I've gotten over this yet.