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Old 06-30-2011, 04:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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MusicBanter's Official As All Hell Ongoing Terrible Song Competition!

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The rules -

1 - No totally unknown stuff. Your friends terrible band who farted their EP into a butt mic might be terrible, but its not the idea. I'm not saying it has to be top 100 stuff, or terrible chart toppers, but I'm trying to get you to post music at least SOME other people have heard of.

2 - You must state the Year Of Release, so that we can make pointless comments about which decade sucks more.

3 - A youtube or soundcloud link MUST be provided for your nominations, we all need to be able to hear the terribleness for ourselves. No link? Don't even bother posting until you've hosted it on a streaming service for our listening (dis)pleasure.

4 - Try and lean to the mainstream. Everyone already knows how crappy sounding black metal noise bands can be.




Obviously we have to start this thread somewhere, so I'm gonna start off with this, by terrible europop band Eiffel 65!

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Old 06-30-2011, 04:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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no way!

Eiffel 65 had more than one song?

I thought this was the only song they ever made

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Old 06-30-2011, 05:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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no way!

Eiffel 65 had more than one song?

I thought this was the only song they ever made

[YOUTUBE]68ugkg9RePc
Worse, they made more than one album! YouTube - ‪Eiffel 65 - 80's Stars (Original Video with subtitles)‬‏
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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William Hung - "I Believe I Can Fly" (R. Kelly cover)
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Crash Test Dummies - Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Mai Kadowaki: Pretty Fly for a White Guy
Album: Puncolle - Voice Actresses' Legendary Punk Songs Collection
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Old 06-30-2011, 07:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Los del Rio - Macarena
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Thanks to these bastards this stupid dance has to be done at weddings for decades to come.
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Old 06-30-2011, 07:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2011, 07:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Whitney Houston: "I Will Always Love You"
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I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this somewhere on MB before, but this song is Terrible not only because of it's overwrought, Velveeta awfulness but also because it was impossible to escape back in 92.

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Old 06-30-2011, 07:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I give you... Dot Dot Curve
Song: Fuckmylife
Album: Everyday Is Halloween
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I willed myself through that whole song, it wasn't easy. Nothing like a guy screaming mixed with autotuned vocal tracks and a repetitive electronic beat in the background. And yes, the smiley face is a part of the band name.
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