Best Song Titles Ever

paulr · 10-02-2011, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Zer0

I prefer "The Itchy Glowbo Blow" and "Spooning Good Singing Gum".

We have a lot of choices with CT - how about "frou-frou foxes in midsummer fires" or "A kissed out red floatboat"?

jackhammer · 10-02-2011, 05:34 PM

Not too relevant but the best album title ever is :

The Macc Lads - Live at Leeds (The Who?)

Works on so many levels.

Song titles:

Yo La Tengo - Pass The Hatchet, I Think I'm Goodkind
Melt Banana - A Shield For Your Eyes, A Beast In The Well Of Your Hand
Carter USM - Suppose You Gave A Funeral And No One Came
Dead Boys - Caught With The Meat In Her Mouth
The Residents - Spotted Pinto Bean

that_dude · 10-02-2011, 06:36 PM

Jaga Jazzist

"I Could Have Killed Him in the Sauna"

The Final Track · 10-03-2011, 12:21 PM

Ooh, I love Jaga Jazzist.

Margot and the Nuclear So and So's - A journalist falls in love with death row inmate #16

Unrelenting · 10-03-2011, 09:16 PM

Lil B- Suck My Dick Ho

I crack up even typing it

Husky McDump · 10-06-2011, 11:06 AM

"Okay I believe you, but my tommy gun don't." by Brand New

'Fuk I hope you're not pregnant!" - by Hostage Life

^awesome song makes me laugh everytime.

ThePhanastasio · 10-06-2011, 11:35 AM

Todd Snider - Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males
Sufjan Stevens - Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois
Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
Phish - You Enjoy Myself
The Flaming Lips - My Cosmic Autumn Rebellion (The Inner Life as Blazing Shield of Defiance and Optimism as Celestial Spear of Action)
The Flaming Lips - The Train Runs over the Camel but Is Derailed by the Gnat
Shpongle - My Head Feels Like a Frisbee
Atom and His Package - If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock
Black Moth Super Rainbow - Lost, Picking Flowers In the Woods
Modest Mouse - Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset
Of Montreal - Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan

Paedantic Basterd · 10-06-2011, 12:03 PM

Major Organ and the Adding Machine - Water Dripping on Bread Makes Bread Taste Not So Tasty.

Batty · 10-06-2011, 04:15 PM

We All Know That Russell Crowe's Band Is A F#cking Pile Of Sh!t - Frenzel Rhomb
Sh!t Me To Tears - Tennants

Also "All The Young Girls Love Alice" - Elton John

**Janszoon** · 10-06-2011, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

Atom and His Package - If You Own the Washington Redskins You're a Cock

Heh. That was one of a couple Atom & His Package titles I was considering posting here after my last one. The other ones I was thinking of by him were:

"Anarchy Means I Litter"
"Mission 1: Avoid Job Working With Assholes"
"People in this Computer Lab Should Shut the Hell Up"

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

Major Organ and the Adding Machine - Water Dripping on Bread Makes Bread Taste Not So Tasty.

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Originally Posted by Batty

We All Know That Russell Crowe's Band Is A F#cking Pile Of Sh!t - Frenzel Rhomb

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