Your most hated Christmas songs

LoathsomePete · 12-04-2012, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

How about this?

Nope.

The Batlord · 12-04-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

How about this?

And on that note:

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**** Christmas! All the time
Now I've got my yuletide pride!
**** Christmas! All the time
I've got Jesus on my side!

Now that's what I call the Christmas spirit.

bob. · 12-04-2012, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete

All of them. I love Christmas but by god it's got the lamest music ever.

how could you hate Christmas Time For My Penis?

Christmas With The Vandals - Christmas Time For My Penis - YouTube

considering that a good portion of these songs are about jesus...whom i do not believe deserves such an amazing rap....most of the religious songs get on my nerves

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i despise this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7LW0Y00kE

slappyjenkins · 12-04-2012, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

I work in a grocery store so I pretty much loathe all Christmas music.

I have a hard spot in my heart for the most awful of all Christmas songs, though.

Listen to it. Think a bout the words. It's about rape. And none of you can tell me differently.

If she's not penetrated or assaulted against her will how can it be rape?...it's just a guy trying to convince a girl to stay so he can enjoy her company on a cold night....and most likely get some tail....until she says NO DON'T PENETRATE or TOUCH me (and he forces himself on her anyway) then its not rape or date rape or anything like that....

Also this song was written in a time where you had to have a girl home by a certain time and if the neighbors saw a young girl leaving a single man's house in the morning it would be the scandal of the town for days(so I doubt they would imply anything more innocent than staying the night)...which is what the main point of the song...its scandalous for them even to just spend the night together but both of them want to. She wants to protect her honor and not have her parents worry but in the end she says she's gonna stay and she never says NO.

EDIT: But I think it's clear that he's talking her into staying the night to get some....warm fire, strong drink, cold weather, and he starts crying and begging...yeah as a man you never cry and beg for a woman to hang around just for her company...

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-04-2012, 10:25 AM

I remember when I worked in a shop and management decided to play Christmas music from the beginning of November up till New Years Eve.

Sadly they only had 2 Christmas albums and I had to listen to these albums anything from 8 to 13 hours a day 6 days a week for 2 months.

And Frosty the f*cking Snowman was on both albums meaning I heard it round about every 30 minutes throughout that whole 2 months.

And no i'm not posting a f*cking youtube video of it.

Screen13 · 12-04-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

I remember when I worked in a shop and management decided to play Christmas music from the beginning of November up till New Years Eve.

Sadly they only had 2 Christmas albums and I had to listen to these albums anything from 8 to 13 hours a day 6 days a week for 2 months.

And Frosty the f*cking Snowman was on both albums meaning I heard it round about every 30 minutes throughout that whole 2 months.

And no i'm not posting a f*cking youtube video of it.

Seriously I can relate to this. On that note, I will also not post YouTubes of a lot of the songs I can not stand during the season, including Celine Dion's annoying cover John Lennon's classic.

Psy-Fi · 12-04-2012, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

I remember when I worked in a shop and management decided to play Christmas music from the beginning of November up till New Years Eve.

Sadly they only had 2 Christmas albums and I had to listen to these albums anything from 8 to 13 hours a day 6 days a week for 2 months.

And Frosty the f*cking Snowman was on both albums meaning I heard it round about every 30 minutes throughout that whole 2 months.

And no i'm not posting a f*cking youtube video of it.

I had a similar experience a few years ago...

My desk at a former company where I worked, used to be located about 50 feet away from a co-worker in his mid 50's who was a nut for Christmas music.
Every year he'd play nothing but Christmas music during his shift, starting in late November and continuing until the New Year.
He only had a couple of CD's worth of music (traditional songs & novelty songs) and he would put both of them on constant rotation every day.
The novelty songs were the most annoying and one in particular really grated on my nerves, "Dominick the Donkey" (a song about an Italian Christmas donkey who helps Santa deliver presents to Italian boys & girls) complete with lots of repetitious 'hee haws' throughout.

That song made "Frosty the Snowman" sound thoroughly enjoyable by comparison.

FRED HALE SR. · 12-04-2012, 10:29 AM

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14232949 · 12-04-2012, 11:57 AM

Lol at those crappy metal bands thinking they're all alternative because they release poor music with the word 'Christmas' in the title used in a derogatory manner.
Think I'd rather listen to Cliff Richard.

To answer the original post, I'd have to go with The Pouges - Fairytale of New York.

Give me all the arguments about it not being a 'Christmas song' but fact is year after year it gets rolled out and it physically drains me with its sheer awfulness.
Also, you're not making some kind of anti-commercialism stand by listening to it, you're just putting yourself under unnecessary suffering.

**Janszoon** · 12-04-2012, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by mankycaaant

Lol at those crappy metal bands thinking they're all alternative because they release poor music with the word 'Christmas' in the title used in a derogatory manner.
Think I'd rather listen to Cliff Richard.

"Metal bands" plural? I've only seen one metal band posted in this thread so far.

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12-04-2012, 11:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Lol at those crappy metal bands thinking they're all alternative because they release poor music with the word 'Christmas' in the title used in a derogatory manner. Think I'd rather listen to Cliff Richard. To answer the original post, I'd have to go with The Pouges - Fairytale of New York. Give me all the arguments about it not being a 'Christmas song' but fact is year after year it gets rolled out and it physically drains me with its sheer awfulness. Also, you're not making some kind of anti-commercialism stand by listening to it, you're just putting yourself under unnecessary suffering.