Your most hated Christmas songs

DriveYourCarDownToTheSea · 12-20-2013, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mojo

All of them.

Now now. Don't tell me you also hate Vince Guaraldi???

xLizardx · 12-20-2013, 06:14 PM

Cliff Richard's Mistletoe and Wine is nauseatingly insipid, and the christmas song that Gary Glitter did [for obvious reasons].

Any cover of some banal, generic, old-fashioned christmas song by some sort of diva more concerned with showcasing her vocal acrobatics than actually paying any attention to what little tune and lyrical merit the track might have had to begin with.

[Offenders would be people like Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Leona Lewis, Beyonce etc.]

DriveYourCarDownToTheSea · 12-20-2013, 06:21 PM

I only got 8 seconds through that.

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Originally Posted by Screen13

Talk about ruining the holidays, just imagine the family gathered around the stereo for this!

Screen13 · 12-20-2013, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DriveYourCarDownToTheSea

I only got 8 seconds through that.

I first heard about that album through a book called Hollywood Hi-Fi a long time back, and I knew that it had to be compared to nails on a chalkboard.

I'm sure that the Brady's Christmas Album found it's way into the cut-outs in quick time!

Psychedub Dude · 12-20-2013, 09:37 PM

They always play this one at my job that has dogs woofing to jingle bells. Sure it's adorable the first time, but not the sixty five billionith! WOOF WOOF WOOF YARHGHG

Isbjørn · 12-21-2013, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Norway is weird.

What was your first clue?

The Batlord · 12-21-2013, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Gigantic Debaser

Is that what I think it is or does it continue on off camera?

Burning Down · 12-24-2013, 10:08 AM

Worst Christmas song ever:

They still dig that one up every single year. Frankly, it's time for it to die.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-24-2013, 10:33 AM

^ It's up there. Depressing as fhuck.

The Batlord · 12-27-2013, 09:20 AM

I'm assuming it's about little starving African children? Well since they can't afford calenders then we're probably safe.

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12-20-2013, 06:14 PM	#82 (permalink)
xLizardx Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: UK Posts: 71	Cliff Richard's Mistletoe and Wine is nauseatingly insipid, and the christmas song that Gary Glitter did [for obvious reasons]. Any cover of some banal, generic, old-fashioned christmas song by some sort of diva more concerned with showcasing her vocal acrobatics than actually paying any attention to what little tune and lyrical merit the track might have had to begin with. [Offenders would be people like Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, Leona Lewis, Beyonce etc.]

12-24-2013, 10:08 AM	#88 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Worst Christmas song ever: They still dig that one up every single year. Frankly, it's time for it to die.

12-24-2013, 10:33 AM	#89 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	^ It's up there. Depressing as fhuck.