The Random Lists Thread
 

Last 5 bands I listened to

1. The Fall
2. The Flaming Lips
3. The Go! Team
4. Air
5. Mylo

My top 5 favourite Cure Albums

1. Faith
2. Seventeen Seconds
3. Head On The Door
4. Pornography
5. Disintegration

Last 5 biographies i`ve read

1. A drink with Shane McGowan
2. Dear Boy - Keith Moon
3. Hammer Of The Gods - Led Zep
4. Stoned, The Story Of Andrew Loog Oldham - Rolling Stones
5. No Blacks No Dogs No Irish - John Lydon

Top 5 favourite live albums

1. Kick Out The Jams - MC5
2. If You Want Blood - AC/DC
3. The Living End - Husker Du
4. At Budokan - Cheap Trick
5. Live At Leeds - The Who

Top 5 Favourite Films About Music

1. This Is Spinal Tap
2. The Commitments
3. Stardust
4. 24 Hour Party People
5. Breaking Glass

i have a jack russle terror, and her name is Franky.

Top 5 Artists That If You Mentioned, I'd Sleep With You
1. PJ Harvey
2. Ghostface Killah
3. Minor Threat
4. Sam Cooke
5. Al Green

Top 5 Bands I'm sick of hearing about but are too popular to dismiss
1. System of a Down
2. My Chemical Romance
3. The Killers
4. The Used
5. Thrice

Worst Ever
1. Glassjaw
2. Glassjaw
3. Glassjaw

^
your tits are distracting me...stop runing!

What I Would Like To See Most Today
1. Boobs, real ones (not ^). This girl's named J***a to be exact.
2. A Turkish Jade, 2 to be exact.
3. A Les Paul that I could magically own.
4. $500
5. My Permit.

What I Need To Do This Weekend But Won't
1. Study for exams
2. Tell J***a I don't really think she's ugly.
3. Earn money
4. Have sex.
5. Stab my friend.

Top C.D.s of ALL TIME (not really)
1. David Hasslehoff's German Wonders.
^ I don't even really know if that's a c.d.
2. Everything by Insane Clown Posse
3. Everything by Korn
4. Everything by the Offspring
5. Everything by NoFx

Why Dinosaurs Are Extinct
1. Because you touch yourself at night
2. Because I said so
3. Because A Giant Meteor Hit the Earth.
4. Your momma's so fat she wiped them all out with her $hit.
5. I stopped watching The Land Before Time when it hit #7. :p:

Plans For The Summer:

1. Buy Music
2. Play Drums
3. Get Laid
4. Learn how to drive
5. Do random **** with friends

Greatest Song Titles:

1. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm on This Song
2. Metempsicosi Del Fine Ultimo Nevrastenica Oscillazione Fra Poli Estremi :)
3. Drunkship of Lanterns
4. Paranoid Android
5. Radio Friendly Unit Shifter

Top 5 people I'd Like to meet:

1. John Bonham
2. Kim Jong Il
3. Dirt Mcgirt
4. Zack DLR
5. Pamela Anderson

Why Hobo's are Good People:

1. They give you advice
2. They set examples
3. They are trend setters
4. They make you feel better
5. Some play music

^
Dude, I forgot, you're only like 10 months older than me..
You can get your license this February.
I can get my permit this September.
That blows.

Cool Song Titles
1. Stoned Immaculate
2. Starlings of the Slipstream
3. Arbeit Macht Frei
4. Lingo With the Gringo
5. In the Mind of the Bourgeois Reader

Things i should be doing right now :mad:
*Eating
*Revision
*having a wee
*band practise
*tiding my room

5 words iv used in the last five mins :soapbox:
*yea
*in a minute
*shut up
*im busy
*groan

Reasons why im not at band practise :band:
*cuz im on here
*cant be arsed
*left my guitar somewhere
*my other guitarist is at work
*and some other reason........?

Last 5 songs i've listened to:
1.the stills - changes are no good.
2.the datsuns - dont come knocking.
3.delays - long time coming.
4.Karen O - hello tomorrow.
5.SOAD - suite-pee. okay, that was a random choice of songs.

5 things i should be doing
1.revision.
2.tidying my room.
3.ringing people about plans for tonight.
4.erm....more revision.
5.feeding the cat.

Last 5 books i read.
1.kurt cobain biog. heavier than heaven.
2.paranoid - tim wall.
3.thomas hardy - wooo in english.....grr.
4. noughts and crosses - malorie blackman.
5. down and out in paris and london - george orwell....

hmmm....i can't think of any more listy things.....meh.

Last 5 songs played on I Tunes at random

1. The Smiths - Cemetary Gates
2. T Rex - Ride A White Swan
3. Radiohead - Pyramid Song
4. Roxy Music - 2HB
5. Gorkys Zygotic Mynci - Diamond Dew

Last 5 Doctor Who Stories Watched

1. Inferno (3rd Doc)
2. The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances (9th Doc)
3. Ghost Light (7th Doc)
4. The Mind Robber (2nd Doc)
5. The Deadly Assassin (4th Doc)

5 songs I like that I doubt anyone here has heard before

1. One Way Glass - Manfred Mann`s Chapter 3
2. Too Tough To Die - Martina Topley Bird
3. Sugarman - Rodriguez
4. Tale In A Hard Time - Fairport Convention
5. Battle Rhymes For Battle Times - Koushik

top 5 coolest ways to die

1. eaten alive by horny transexual gorillas
2. having your heart stabbed out with a sharpened pool cue then slowly watching it stop beating as you die
3. sucking your arm so hard that you create a syphon effect creating a neverending cycle whereby you rotate around through yourself.
4. jumping off the empire state building into a pack of ravenous dogs with a slaughtered cow strapped to various parts of your body
5. ran around in circles so fast that you dig a hole in the ground until you fall into a pool of lava and are cooked alive...

hope you were amused... if not, dont blame me...

Amazing, how do you come up with this kinda stuff?! :usehead:

ok 5 reasons why im tired
*lack of sleep :hphones:
*to much general movement
*practising with the band
*seeing my b/f, enough said on that
*and cuz i got up to early

I want you to test that

5 things i bought yesterday
- black silk ribbon
-black legwarmers (!)
- a floaty dress that's all sequiny
-a kinder egg (i got a plastic bugs bunny with the theme 'looney tunes in ancient greece' o_O)
- some glittery eyeliner

5 favourite types of tea
- white lotus
- camomile with honey
- everyday tea mmm
- carrie's ginseng and apple tea
- peach and green tea

I want him to do all 5 at once

5 Reasons Not To Do Revision
-I need to check my email (yes mother it does take 2-3 hours)
-My hayfever is too bad so I can't see the books
-I strained my wrist opening a jar of jam therefore cannot write
-I am too emotionally unstable to even contemplate doing anything that reminds me of school
-The exam isn't for, like, a whole 4 days

Top Ten Signs You Drank To Much This Weekend


10. You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping -- with your Oldsmobile.

9. Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.

8. For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the car.

7. You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.

6. Absolut wants to run an add featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.

5. Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's VomitMan!"

4. The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.

3. Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.

2. Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.

1. You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.

man, you know i would but im too tired right now...

ten thoughts i've had recently

1. broccoli
2. jesus going poop
3. i should watch a movie
4. poodles are the ugliest animals i've ever seen, especially when they're shaved
5. a pencil is a deadly weapon
6. rooster
7. my shirt smells like icky
8. everyone living in this city is a redneck whoremonger
9. chocolate cheese curds
10. .............

heh family guy

|What I'm doing this summer vacation|
1; Beach
2; Shows
3; MusicBanter
4; Working
5; Anal

|Hottest people to walk the earth|
1; Paris Hilton
2; Victor Rasuk :)
3; Jenna Jameson
4; Jessica Simpson
5; You

|Favorite foods|
1; Boxed, instant-mashed potatoes
2; Bagels
3; Ramon soup
4; Reese's puffs
5; Macaroni && cheese

|Things that keep me from killing myself|
1; Music
2; My family
3; Knowing that I have a vagina
4; Hanson
5; Life

I know the feeling , not my own vagina obviously

:laughing:

Hey, your hottie Jenna Jameson is probably doing the same thing (that Victor guy probably is too)

http://members.lycos.nl/nick4life2/h...p%20SMiley.gif

Yeah, with me.

top 5 ladies on the planet
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Maria Sharapova
savanha
mo mowlam.

urgh im bored of this already

wooooooo!!!

5 reasons why exercise is wrong.
*first off it involves movement, enough said!
*it means making your self look like a tw*t all red faced and puffing
*you look like a chav
*you burn off that hard earned mac donalds
*anything is better than execise!

top 5 songs i love:
1. sum 41-fat lip
2. blink 182-always
3. the starting line-bedroom talk
4. taking back sunday-one eighty by summer
5. offspring-why dont you get a job

top 5 songs i hate:
1. all avril lavigne songs
2. rob thomas-lonely no more
3. natalie-going crazy
4. pussycat dolls-dont you
5. 50 cent-candyshop

top 5 albums:
1. sum 41-chuck
2. taking back sunday-where you want to be
3. afi-sing the sorrow
4. mxpx-before everything & after
5. linkin park-meteora

5 people i love:
1. deryck whibley
2. jake epstein
3. chester bennington
4. davey havok
5. evan peters

5 people i hate:
1. avril lavigne
2. paris hilton
3. britney spears
4. hilary duff
5. kelly clarkson

5 best movies:
1. stand by me
2. the breakfast club
3. primal fear
4. ace ventura-when nature calls
5. secret window

I watched that last night

i actually havent seen it in a long time. im going through withdrawl over here.

i found it at a pawn shop for $4

well now that i actually have money i can buy it. i was po before. ive got a ton of money left over from vay-k so im gonna have to go shopping before it burns a hole in my pocket.

is that the film where the teens are in detention for the weekend and stuff or what....am i thinking of another film? that film was cool!

yeah thats the one.

ya, thats the one

that scene where the teacher KEEPS adding on weeks to the detention then the geek shouts at the rebel "Just shut up!?!?!" or sumthin!!! classic

my fav:
Principle: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?

John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.

yes-sir-ee. theres much funnier lines than that though. like when john says "how come andres gets to get up? if he gets up, we'll all get up. it'll be anarchy!" aww so priceless.

:rofl: