Drunken Guitar masters

A Sausageful of Secrets

Dead Hooker Pie

Dongripper

Panopticomic-con

Ooh that's a good one!

Dickpunch.

Ladyvicegrip and the death strokes.

This Band Has No Name ... or maybe ... We Can't Think of a Name
We Suck
Numerical Model Prediction
Struck By Lightning
Turn Down The Volume
Turn Up The Volume
Global Forecast System
The Lookups
No (wouldn't be surprised if that's been taken)
QWERTY

We Just Want Pussy

Go To Hell. Go Directly To Hell. Do Not Pass-Go, Do Not Collect $200.
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Actually that would be a good name for an album.

The Batlords
Lord Bat
The Speakers
The Burning Snowflakes