Band Names
 

This is a thread for people to post names for bands that don't exist. I think them up constantly and I'm never going to use them so **** it I thought I'll make a thread.

The Beatless
Queens of Sheba
Basic Bitches
Thrust Shuffle

Share yours!

I Drink Your Harvey Milkshake

Team Bob
Flutallica (A flute Metallica cover band)
Los Sancho Pansas
The Lizard overlords

Painting

Evil Excrement
Pissing Mother
Rant & The Ravers
Spew Blaster
The Deadly Students
Ambient Survivor
Weekend Vomit
Bohemian Headache
Crust Muffin
Muff Butane
Metal Rain
Bored & Damaged
Thunder Power
Diabolical Noise
Satan's Sound Machine
The Sound of Death
The Raging Hookers
Electric Dung
Throttle Pussy
Blast Cripple
The Acid Vagabonds
The Insatiable Noise Demons
The Nightclub Destroyers
The Sound Butchers


Band Name Maker

Oh my god, that's hysterical. Electric Dung and Throttle Pussy are the best.

My best friends band is called Magic Thrust. Weird.

I came up with Buster Hymen & the J*zz Kids a couple weeks ago. I plan on making it a reality.

EDIT: The filter won't let me write ****. Here's a hint. It's not jazz.

Magic Thrust should play a festival with Thrust Shuffle and Throttle Pussy.

Would go to this.

I'm there.

I still like Brownfinger for a band name.

And Just the tip.

The Lucky Monkeys
The Sock Rock Offers

General's Trinket
Sargeant Pennies
Lieutenants of Strife
Passive Commander

Mapplethorpe Children's Books

Autismo

Laser Vomit
Old Prospector Tater Trousers and Friends
Beard Juice
... I have more somewhere, my friends and I made a pretty size-able list instead of paying attention in class

:laughing:

Atlas Thugged
Mos Deth
Audaciously Hirsute
Toked Nuns
Practice Wife

Thumb In the Hummus. May be better for an album or track name but whatever.

I feel like I know exactly what this track would sound like for some reason

Anyone else like simple one name bands the best?

Weight
Clockface
Icing
Birth

The more words the more likely ill hate the name tbh

I'm starting up a big band type thing and calling it "Tighty Whitey and the Waist Band". The first album will be called "Sonic Treats From The Blow Hole". Hittin that brown note.

Areolasmith

Johnny Satan and the Bats Outta Hell
Fartsack
Red Zero (Not that I think this is a good name, it's just something I came up with in high school and I've remembered it ever since as the worst band name ever.)

Nice, i might steal that one cause it's in spanish.

The Top Notches
Necessary Evils
Rabies

if i can ever make my band a reality i decided to name it Ashtrays and Airways

Gonna start a solo act called Climatologist Trillionaire

Won't this be your second or third solo act?

2nd or 3rd too many if you ask me

I can't make a trap album as JTC or TAFKAJTC.

Bach in the USSR
Gulag People
Red Hot Bolsheviks
Siberian Monk Eyes
Bear Show Boys

The Fuckboy Haircuts

**** me up my ass

The Aardvarks of Avalon

Keanu and the Reeves
Hipster Cataclysm
Cyberspace Trolls (First album: "Mom's Virtual Basement")
Top 40 (should of course be as avant-garde and unlistenable as at all possible)
Marilyn Hanson (mostly Hanson covers in the style of Manson)

Bangers and Hash

Acoustic Autists

Aural Sects

Anal Affection