The Hairy Woodpeckers
Objects in Mirror
Angelfish

Neon Nitrous might sound like a nu metal name, but I'm sticking to my guns.

Effervescence (a band that covers Evanescence songs in the style of ABBA)

The Beatloads
Jesus the Carpenter (or the artist formerly know as)
Toasted Roaches
Queens of Shiva
Wolves in Sheepskin
Noosefiller
Sober Drunks
FJF
Jesus Troubled the Carpenter's Salad

+Basic Bitches
+Chinese Man in the Sky
+Death Grips

Le Wrong Generation
The Auto-Tunes
Gravitational Pull
Sinister Innuendo
The Affordable Health Care Act
Interdimensional Petting Zoo

Aquanaut
Impressions of Atlas
The Flying Space Orcas
Thieves of Our Time
Cain and Abel

I have a bunch of these in a little notebook somewhere... I've got to find that now.

My Pubic Hairs Are Alight with Fire

my power-violence band is gonna be called Tell the Barber Your Haircut Sucks