2 Girls 1 Cup, the Band.

Based on 2 Girls 1 cup: the show, on pbs kids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC5JaIqDB2s

I wouldn't know what to do if I actually had to come up with a good, serious band name to use for my own (hypothetical) band. It's the same reason I'll never get a tatoo: It's hard to change later, so you gotta mean it 100%

Looking at how my maturity never seems to increase, I think I'd be permanently satisfied with calling my hardcore band Anal Bead beatdown.

I feel like "Anal Beaddown" is a more graceful way of writing it.

Deep Sea Waitress

Good point, I was thinking of doing something like that but wasn't sure.

The Banned

Nice.

Striminal Element

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