Tell Me Your Favorite Band So I Can Tell You Why Manowar Is Better

**Janszoon** · 05-19-2015, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Sword-wielding warriors > dirty stoners

Aw, you can do better than that. It doesn't even sound like you're convincing yourself with that one.

The Batlord · 05-19-2015, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

You're struggling now. I think defeat is on the horizon for you. I believe my argument has won the day. If every single metal band on the planet reveres Maiden, and you can't say the same of Manowar....

I just pointed out how your argument is a textbook logical fallacy, and therefore completely erroneous. If you are mentally incapable of understanding that, then I can't help you.

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Aw, you can do better than that. It doesn't even sound like you're convincing yourself with that one.

vs.

DwnWthVwls · 05-19-2015, 08:29 AM

Bottom dude seems way cooler Buttflower.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-19-2015, 08:54 AM

Saw this thing on TV a few years ago. It was a sort of mini documentary/extended news piece about Manowar touring the European festivals.

They were constantly surrounded by these models in some kind of a leather catsuit and permanent expressions of boredom.
The crowd themselves were made up of fat middle aged bearded men and men in their 20s & 30s who have probably never been on a date with a real woman in their lives. Speaking of women I think I saw one in the crowd, could be wrong though.
Oh and the biggest cheer seemed to be for the woman who drove a motorcycle onstage with her tits out.
And the music was the usual dumb anthemic rock that makes Gene Simmons compositions sound like those of Bob Dylan in comparison.

Fuck Manowar and their loincloths.

bob. · 05-19-2015, 08:59 AM

^Electric Wizard

^Manowar

Trollheart · 05-19-2015, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bob.

^Electric Wizard

^Manowar

Most of them look like they're **** scared they'll fall off those horses. Are they drugged? The horses I mean, although come to mention it, the boys do look a little glassy-eyed. And what's with the guy on the extreme right? He's separated from the other three by a line. Did he inadvertently sleep with a woman and the others are jealous?

The Batlord · 05-19-2015, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

Bottom dude seems way cooler Buttflower.

Be honest, would you really accept drugs from that guy? I mean, once you get to know him, it probably wouldn't be an issue, but when a stranger that grungy offers you bud... well, you take it anyway, but that's just because stoners are idiots. But even then, I'd only be willing to trust the weed.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

Spoiler for Too Long; But I Read Anyway:

Oh yeah, cause I'm sure you'll find nothing but babes and babe magnets at a Fall show. All I know is that if both groups of fans got into a brawl, those pansy art school nerds would have their tighty whities stretched so far over their heads, they'd look like a Klan rally.

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Originally Posted by bob.

^Electric Wizard

I'd thought better of you .bob, but apparently you have to trot out a pretty girl in order to justify a band. If Sansa were here, she would be very disappointed in you... or she'd ignore it for the opportunity tell me how ****ty my music taste is. Still, shame, shame, shame.

P.S. Is it just me, or do you get the feeling that Liz Buckingham and Carpe would be BFF's?

**Frownland** · 05-19-2015, 10:21 AM

He couldn't make it to the photo shoot so they put him in in post.

bob. · 05-19-2015, 10:42 AM

a pretty girl who plays the guitar better.....oh and an organ....and could smoke you out in a second

^seriously.....Manowar better?

The Batlord · 05-19-2015, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bob.

a pretty girl who plays the guitar better.....oh and an organ....and could smoke you out in a second

Are we playing the Yngwie card now?

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^seriously.....Manowar better?

Who the **** are those grandparents?

05-19-2015, 08:54 AM	#54 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Saw this thing on TV a few years ago. It was a sort of mini documentary/extended news piece about Manowar touring the European festivals. They were constantly surrounded by these models in some kind of a leather catsuit and permanent expressions of boredom. The crowd themselves were made up of fat middle aged bearded men and men in their 20s & 30s who have probably never been on a date with a real woman in their lives. Speaking of women I think I saw one in the crowd, could be wrong though. Oh and the biggest cheer seemed to be for the woman who drove a motorcycle onstage with her tits out. And the music was the usual dumb anthemic rock that makes Gene Simmons compositions sound like those of Bob Dylan in comparison. Fuck Manowar and their loincloths. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

05-19-2015, 08:59 AM	#55 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	^Electric Wizard ^Manowar __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

05-19-2015, 10:21 AM	#58 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	He couldn't make it to the photo shoot so they put him in in post. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-19-2015, 10:42 AM	#59 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	a pretty girl who plays the guitar better.....oh and an organ....and could smoke you out in a second ^seriously.....Manowar better? __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.