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Old 05-20-2015, 09:28 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2021, 10:02 AM   #72 (permalink)
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So, can you tell me why do you think Manowar is better than Cream?
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Old 01-12-2021, 03:32 PM   #73 (permalink)
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So, can you tell me why do you think Manowar is better than Cream?
Of course. Take the guitar riffs. This little ditty has a solid riff that was rightly influential.




Nice, but compare that with:




You notice how the riffs sound like a motorcycle speeding through a school zone? Cream should really work on that.

This song also brings up another important place where Manowar excel and Cream are sorely lacking. Note these lyrics:

"We don't attract wimps 'cause we're too loud
Just true metal people that's Manowar's crowd"

Or from another masterpiece we have:

"Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers, leave the hall
Heavy metal or no metal at all
Wimps and posers go on get out
Leave the hall"




As you can see Manowar have a strict no wimps policy, which I feel is important both musically and politically. I'm not saying we should throw wimps in camps but if the badass race is to survive and thrive we need to ask ourselves the consequences of miscegenation. Cream's silence on this issue warrants potential criminal charges in my opinion.

Lastly I'll just point out that Cream don't look anywhere near as bitchin' slathered in baby oil.

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Old 01-12-2021, 04:43 PM   #74 (permalink)
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KORN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>MANOWAR


Come at me bro !!!!! KORN Gots to many bangers !!!!
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Old 01-12-2021, 05:16 PM   #76 (permalink)
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they look like a bunch of wannabe off-brand Tarzans who fell into a tub of baby oil
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KORN>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>MANOWAR


Come at me bro !!!!! KORN Gots to many bangers !!!!
Would you rather be Korny or Manowary? I think I've made my point.
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What about Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch? It's not only better metal than Manowar could ever dream of but it's a redemption arch to make up for the many many hate crimes Mark Walberg committed in his youth.
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Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch never made a song as beautiful as this and you can quote me on that.

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It's called Good Vibrations you ****ing retard.

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