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Key 07-01-2015 01:09 AM

Yeah whatever, send me stuff and ill write stuff
 
I may review it, or I may not. Your move.

List of potential ****ty albums recommended by potentially ****ty people:
(members in bold)

The Batturd- A stupid looking album with Britney Spears on it: REVIEW
Trollheart - A desert picture with the word Eagles above it: REVIEW
Robot Machine - The Front Bottoms - S/T
Chum Bucket Owner - Dayglo Abortions - Here Comes Guano Tomorrow
Guy with another blue name - EL-P - I'll Sleep When You're Dead (no you ****in won't, you'll feel guilty)
Wolves in Carpenter - Zu - The Way of the Animal Powers (meow, bark)
****tyvoicedaddy - A Sunny Day In Glasgow - Sea When Absent (that makes no ****ing sense)
The Batpoopturd - Kylie Minogue - Light Years
Frownypants - Keiji Haino - The 21st Century Hard-Y Guide-y Man
The Buttlord - Ke$ha - Animal
Another female poster by the name of Carpe - Nekrocrafte - Hexentanz

The Batlord 07-01-2015 01:24 AM

Meh. I don't see quite the same entertainment value in sending you albums you won't like as I do with Machine. You're too chillaxed.

Key 07-01-2015 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1609139)
Meh. I don't see quite the same entertainment value in sending you albums you won't like as I do with Machine. You're too chillaxed.

That doesn't sound like a recommendation to me. Am I gonna have to get the whip?

The Batlord 07-01-2015 01:30 AM

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...lbum_Cover.PNG

Key 07-01-2015 01:33 AM

I knew you could do it.

The Batlord 07-01-2015 01:41 AM

That's her self-titled BTW. Get crackin'. It's on Spotify.

Trollheart 07-01-2015 05:15 AM

What an army of monsters I have created!!!
https://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordp...farnsworth.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...dOutOfEden.jpg

Machine 07-01-2015 06:37 AM

Hmm well this one I've been listening to recently don't know if you've heard it or not, you probably have.

The Front Bottoms - S/T

Plankton 07-01-2015 06:53 AM


Goofle 07-01-2015 08:19 AM

EL-P - I'll Sleep When You're Dead

Frownland 07-01-2015 08:51 AM

Zu - The Way of the Animal Powers

YorkeDaddy 07-01-2015 08:53 AM

A Sunny Day in Glasgow - Sea When Absent

Key 07-01-2015 08:56 AM

OP has been updated. I'll start this this weekend or whenever. I don't know.

Key 07-01-2015 09:34 AM

All downloaded as of now. Going to be listening over the next couple days. Send more if you'd like. I'm actually kind of serious about reviewing these albums.

Frownland 07-01-2015 09:41 AM

Are you looking for anything in particular?

Key 07-01-2015 09:43 AM

Not really. I'm just taking whatever.

The Batlord 07-01-2015 09:46 AM

Kylie Minogue - Light Years


http://www.homorazzi.com/wp-content/...ight-years.jpg

Frownland 07-01-2015 09:50 AM

Keiji Haino - The 21st Century Hard-Y Guide-y Man

I can hook you up with a link if you need it.

Key 07-01-2015 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1609258)
Keiji Haino - The 21st Century Hard-Y Guide-y Man

I can hook you up with a link if you need it.

A link would be wonderful.

That goes for everyone. If you have links, send em my way. Makes that process easier.

The Batlord 07-01-2015 10:14 AM

All my ****'s on Spotify, so quit being lazy and just do this **** already.

Key 07-01-2015 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1609273)
All my ****'s on Spotify, so quit being lazy and just do this **** already.

Well I work during the week. Y'know....a job? You've probably never heard of it.

The Batlord 07-01-2015 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1609274)
Well I work during the week. Y'know....a job? You've probably never heard of it.

I was working before it was cool.

Trollheart 07-01-2015 12:17 PM

Mine's on Spotify Ki, I assume that's ok?

Key 07-01-2015 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1609359)
Mine's on Spotify Ki, I assume that's ok?

That's fine

Key 07-01-2015 07:20 PM

OP updated. Hopefully getting to a few reviews tonight. We'll see how things go.

YorkeDaddy 07-01-2015 07:24 PM

Hey now I've always known I have a ****ty voice, I don't need you to tell me that as well :P

Key 07-01-2015 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1609519)
Hey now I've always known I have a ****ty voice, I don't need you to tell me that as well :P

Look at the name again. I'm talking about Thom Yorke :p

Trollheart 07-01-2015 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1609521)
Look at the name again. I'm talking about Thom Yorke :p

I don't see how anyone can get that from what you wrote? :confused:

Key 07-01-2015 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1609525)
I don't see how anyone can get that from what you wrote? :confused:

His name is YorkeDaddy. I called him ****tyVoiceDaddy. How is that difficult?

it's just a joke btw.

Key 07-01-2015 08:16 PM

A stupid looking album with Britney Spears on it aka

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...lbum_Cover.PNG
Britney Spears: Britney
Requested by: The Batturd

Review: I have close to no experience with Britney Spears, i've only ever heard "Oops! I Did It Again" but nothing else after that. This album is her third album and it is a S/T. Honestly, going into it, I really don't know what I was expecting. Obviously, I was expecting just a typical pop album, which it is. At the same time, it's got a certain charm to it. I don't really know what that is, but if this album was requested so that you'd think i'd hate it, well it's had the opposite effect. I actually quite like it. It's nothing special, but it's not terrible either. It's an album I can find myself listening to if I just need something upbeat and fun to listen to while i'm doing something else.

Going into it, I didn't think i'd know any of the music that was on it, but a few tracks did sound familiar to me, which I assume is due to the fact that Britney Spears was no stranger to the radio. A few tracks that stuck out were I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman, Boys, and Cinderella. Other than that, the rest of the album is completely new to me. But, the rest of the tracks are pretty good. The nice thing about the album in it's entirety when it comes to the tracks is that it keeps to the 3 minute formula. I mean, the longest song on the album is 3:51, and i'm sure that's due to the song being slower than most of the others. In terms of choosing a favorite track, I don't think I have one. I was never really the biggest fan of Britney Spears, so choosing a favorite track is difficult for me. Like I said, the album isn't bad, the tracks are catchy and fun, but nothing really too special or over the top. I was also surprised to hear a cover of "I Love Rock n Roll" which honestly wasn't as bad as you'd think. She does the cover very well, and it fits into the album very nicely.

Voice wise, I don't really know if I can say her voice is good or bad, since it's got a unique charm to it. It's a voice you'd recognize a mile away, but it's not a voice you'd say falls under "great vocalist" or "terrible vocalists". However, she does know how to use her voice in a way that is at least attractive, which doesn't happen a lot with female vocalist, at least for me. On the other hand, in certain songs, her voice sounds fantastic. Especially when she gets into the long harmonies in certain songs, she really knows how long or short she should hold a note to get the point across, and it works very well. That's also why I like how short the songs are, because she's not too overwhelming or crazy, it's just straight and to the point pop. I also don't think I remember her voice getting too much different from what I remember hearing years ago, but I could be wrong. It just sounds the same as I always remember. Not boring, but nothing special, again.

Final verdict:

It's not as terrible as I was expecting. It really is a standard pop album that was very fun to listen to, but wasn't something that was too over the top or crazy good. Like I said before, i'd probably listen to it again if the mood strikes, and I may find this album on my iPod in time to come. However, I don't think i'll be checking out her other albums because I just don't have a huge love for pop music in general. I like the genre, but it's just not something I know too much about or am really too interested in. But, I am not apposed to listening to more pop music that is like this, because this one is just simple and easy to listen to, and I like that. So, nice rec, Batty, I didn't hate it as much as you thought I would. Though, i'm wondering if you sent this to me because you thought i'd like it, and if that's the case, you were right, I did like it.

The Batlord 07-01-2015 08:48 PM

I figured it was a toss up, which is why I actually thought about which one to use. If I just wanted to throw **** at you, I'd have given you her debut, which is just Disney pop tripe.

Key 07-01-2015 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1609564)
I figured it was a toss up, which is why I actually thought about which one to use. If I just wanted to throw **** at you, I'd have given you her debut, which is just Disney pop tripe.

I was kind of caught off guard because I was expecting it to be bad. It was very catchy and shockingly well produced. So definitely a good choice there. I don't think i've heard her debut album in full, but I remember hearing parts of it as a kid.

The Batlord 07-01-2015 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1609566)
I was kind of caught off guard because I was expecting it to be bad. It was very catchy and shockingly well produced. So definitely a good choice there. I don't think i've heard her debut album in full, but I remember hearing parts of it as a kid.

I was shocked when I realized I liked her music as well, but it actually kind of makes sense that her albums wouldn't be crap. After her big break with "Baby One More Time" she was the biggest thing in pop music, so it's not surprising that her label would make her a priority and give her their best songwriters.

Key 07-01-2015 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1609568)
I was shocked when I realized I liked her music as well, but it actually kind of makes sense that her albums wouldn't be crap. After her big break with "Baby One More Time" she was the biggest thing in pop music, so it's not surprising that her label would make her a priority and give her their best songwriters.

That was the other thing I noticed about the album, the songwriting actually wasn't that bad. The lyrics flowed really well with the style of music. They weren't the greatest lyrics I ever heard, but I think I rarely ever heard any mentions of derogatory anything throughout the album. I was sort of listening in the background so I could be wrong, but for the most part, the lyrics seemed rather innocent. Obviously Boys doesn't count since that song is basically an orgy in music form.

The Batlord 07-02-2015 02:16 AM

**** it. I'm just sending you nothing but dance pop until you beg me to stop.


http://static.underthegunreview.net/...sha_animal.jpg

Trollheart 07-02-2015 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1609527)
His name is YorkeDaddy. I called him ****tyVoiceDaddy. How is that difficult?

it's just a joke btw.

AH! Finally I get it. But it's not something you would just assume, is what I'm saying, unless you were aware people referred to Thom Yorke as ****tyvoice, and how YD read it is how I read it, as if you were slagging his voice off. Well, anyway, when do you get to trash the Eagles? Huh? Huh?

Goofle 07-02-2015 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1609672)
**** it. I'm just sending you nothing but dance pop until you beg me to stop.


http://static.underthegunreview.net/...sha_animal.jpg

Your tastes in dance pop are so mainstream.

The Batlord 07-02-2015 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle (Post 1609688)
Your tastes in dance pop are so mainstream.

Tell me this doesn't make you wet yourself with dance pop joy. Not all of her songs are great, but the ones that are, which are a lot of them, are like, the best pop songs ever.



Goofle 07-02-2015 05:53 AM

She's got some bangers for sure.

Thelonious Monkey 07-02-2015 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1609672)
**** it. I'm just sending you nothing but dance pop until you beg me to stop.


http://static.underthegunreview.net/...sha_animal.jpg

Why not Warrior first? It's clearly the better album.


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