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The Batlord 10-12-2015 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1642345)
When you get older, young 'un, you'll realise you need 'em. Anyway, **** off. There aren't many and they're pretty self-explanatory.

Dude, I just wanna make Frownland listen to the Insane Clown Posse. Don't get in my way.

Trollheart 10-12-2015 05:16 PM

Can I assume any recs here not directed are at me? I know ICP is at Frown, are the rest to be mine?

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1642223)
I'm in.
There's a bunch of noisy and/or otherwise ****ed up stuff I'd love to torture people with.

As for me, the genres I hate most are alternative/indie rock, heavy/power metal and a lot of singer-songwriter stuff.

My first rec, already tried on and hilariously reviewed by Batlord, is Jaap Blonk & Koichi Makigami & Paul Dutton & Phil Minton & David Moss ‎– Five Men Singing.
Who here hates weird vocals?

When you say you're in, are you signing up?
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1642225)
Hey Trollheart, this one is for you... Edit: Ah, someone else beat me to it. If anyone else wants to try to survive through this album, go for it.

http://eil.com/images/main/Various-P...e-3-371262.jpg

http://www.discogs.com/Various-Pebbl.../master/185008

No, you're okay. You can rec for me, just not another until this is done.
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1642239)
Alright send me something I can scoff at.

TH:


So that one's for me, yeah?
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Originally Posted by DeadChannel (Post 1642275)
Someone torture me.

You know, of course, that someone is going to sig that?
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1642305)

Thank Christ I avoided that. Er, I mean...

Trollheart 10-12-2015 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1642347)
Dude, I just wanna make Frownland listen to the Insane Clown Posse. Don't get in my way.

I'm not. Remember, I said it was likely you would all just do what you wanted, so....
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The Batlord 10-12-2015 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1642348)
Thank Christ I avoided that. Er, I mean...

There are more than enough ICP albums to go around.

Trollheart 10-12-2015 05:36 PM

I can pussy out though...

Trollheart 10-12-2015 05:45 PM

All right, let me just get comfy in my favourite chair and we'll get this under way.
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Title: No Pads, No Helmets ... Just Balls
Artiste: A Simple Plan
Genre: Pop Punk
Evil Bastard: Exo

Okay, good one. Though pop punk? We all know I hate punk, but will this not be a bit light for old Trollheart? Let's see. I actually for some reason thought the opener would be a cover of the old hit from the musical of Oliver! It isn't. Kind of poppy boyband-ish, but Exo, if you thought this was going to bother me, you surely forget I spent a long time in Boybandland for my journal. Or maybe you didn't read that. Probably not. Anyway, I've withstood the assault of such groups as New Edition, NKOTB, Westlife and Nsync, so this is nothing to me. Nothing, do you hear me? AH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!

(It's actually quite a catchy opener. Unless this gets much MUCH worse, Exo you're going home with nothing my friend.) There's not even autotune on this. I could stand this for hours. I wouldn't want to, but I could. Like I say, it's fairly catchy. Ah, the lyrics are pretty crap: “Yesterday was the worst day ever/ And tomorrow won't be any better.” Hmm. Guitars are pretty good. Hard to prove I'm listening though, as so far the three tracks I've heard are pretty interchangeable. Teenage angst huh? Oh this one is slower, maybe it's a ballad? Jangly guitar. Nah, it kicked up into a copy of the last three. “I'm just a kid”? Indeed. It's actually quite funny how that “emotional” guitar keeps coming in, then they just kick it out of the way with the chorus.

Ah, **** it, I don't care: “Meet you there” is really catchy and I like it. Six tracks in folks! I love hoe in “Addicted” he sings “I'm a dick --- I'm addicted to you!” :laughing: Kind of like this too. It's fun. Reminds me of The Proclaimers. Without the thick Scottish accent of course. “When ye goahhhhh weel ye sen' back, a let-tur from Amery-ca!” :band: Mind ya, considering the amount of times they sing it, they should maybe have titled the song “Heartbreaker”. Thought I was listening to ABBA for a moment there as “My alien” began. Oh, the comments on YouTube (the only place I could find this) are hilarious! “I remember my lil sister bying* this album for me when I turned 13... Damn that was days ago. I'm 25 now with my first kid”. Oh god help me! Days ago?? This song is ****ing hilarious! “She's not your typical girlfriend, she's my alien!”
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...4)_-_Alien.jpg
Wouldn't be a good idea to piss her off, would it? “God must hate me” is a song you can't hate. So God made you crash your dad's car, did He? ****ing kids! :rolleyes: That's almost the guitar solo from “Sweet child o' mine” opening “I won't be there” --- well, not really but it's close. Sort of. “One day” sees them trying a sort of blues/reggae hybrid, though again not really. I have to say I'm quite enjoying this, even ironically. “Perfect” is a decent closer. Bit too long but not bad. You're out of luck Exo, I made it easily to the end.

You get ZERO, my man.
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The Batlord 10-12-2015 05:50 PM

Aux-In's Alien 3 avatar, and now this, why are there so many Alien references now that I'm balls deep in the movies and Alien: Isolation. Synchronicity is a bitch.

grindy 10-12-2015 05:51 PM

Yeah, I sign up.

I'm not even sure Simple Plan was aimed at you.
You listening to some pop stuff just isn't torture, it's pretty much the norm.

Trollheart 10-12-2015 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1642369)
Yeah, I sign up.

I'm not even sure Simple Plan was aimed at you.
You listening to some pop stuff just isn't torture, it's pretty much the norm.

Yeah that's what I thought, though it was post number two, so there really wasn't anyone else it could have been intended for. Exo?

DeadChannel 10-12-2015 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1642345)
When you get older, young 'un, you'll realise you need 'em. Anyway, **** off. There aren't many and they're pretty self-explanatory.

But... Anarchy.

Edit: seriously, someone give me a record to hate.


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