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Old 04-11-2016, 04:42 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2016, 04:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Conan has sat upon this throne in my world since the first time I heard Blood Eagle (at least in the realm of metal). The magma thick production, the massive humid guitar tone, the pacing and vocal delivery, the bone dry snare and soaking wet crashes.

4:47 in Gravity Chasm for maximum heavy.

Hard to pick a particular track from the album as the heaviest, the entire album is consistently gargantuan.



Possible runner-up:



I don't think Mammoth Grinder quite reaches the same level as Conan in terms of heaviness, mostly because the production isn't quite as thick. The incredible production work at Skyhammer Studios is almost its own instrument on their artist's albums.
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Old 04-11-2016, 05:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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As far as treble assault on the brain goes, yeah, I can't think of anything that overwhelming. Whether it's as heavy as the heaviest of bassy doom metal though, I don't know.
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Old 04-11-2016, 05:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
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We finally agree on something
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Old 04-11-2016, 05:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Now you're just trying to stroke my ego.
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Old 04-11-2016, 05:30 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2016, 05:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'd rather you were too.
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That's just wrong, man. The only way your death will bring me pleasure is if you fight.
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I'm on mobile so I can't post pictures, but the fact that no one has posted a photo of a huge shit kind of disappoints me.
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