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Old 07-01-2016, 02:31 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Better to be a dumbass who gets laid four times a day, than a smartass techno geek wankin' it to God-knows-what.
Yeah I'm good with four times a day. Give me once a day, twice on Sundays, and at least one day off a week when I'm in a "**** it!" mood.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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@Frown: I don't need to know specifics to ballpark the obvious.
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Old 07-01-2016, 02:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I don't need to know specifics to ballpark the obvious.
Well you're right anyway, I wouldn't say I'm a dumbass.
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Old 07-01-2016, 02:33 PM   #14 (permalink)
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As if she doesn't allow her husband sex once every two weeks at most.
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Yeah I'm good with four times a day. Give me once a day, twice on Sundays, and at least one day off a week when I'm in a "**** it!" mood.
It wasn't actually an offer.
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Old 07-01-2016, 02:37 PM   #16 (permalink)
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As if she doesn't allow her husband sex once every two weeks at most.
"Allow"?! I don't dictate to my man how (or how often) to play with his toys. You boys sure sound pussy-whipped... Minus the actual pussy, of course.
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Old 07-01-2016, 02:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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"Allow"?! I don't dictate to my man how (or how often) to play with his toys. You boys sure sound pussy-whipped... Minus the actual pussy, of course.
Well at least he lets you out of your cell to speak to other men, even if it's only on the internet.
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Well at least he lets you out of your cell to speak to other men, even if it's only on the internet.
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So is saying someone isn't getting laid supposed to be some kind of insult?
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So is saying someone isn't getting laid supposed to be some kind of insult?
I think she might be confusing "getting laid" with dragging a woman back to your cave and giving her a black eye.
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