If human feces would be put into a song, which song would most accurately portray it?
 

Well?

I read the title and thought this was another Ki thread. Dyl, I am disappointed at you, isn't there a better topic than something D̶i̶r̶t̶y̶/Batlord/Ki would think up?

What if Frownland produced a song for Desiigner... featuring Bob E Nite.

I'm learning from the masters.

Any song by eminem.

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Starting to understand the way of the Ki as opposed to feeling offended by it.

It's a wonderful thing. I accept all new recruits to learn the ways of Ki.

First time I came on this site, I thought Ki was an *******. Learned to like the guy with time.

Well **** you too.

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I was about to post that. Too bad I just ****in got home.

Sexual intercourse is no excuse for being late.

Yeah I should've just stayed for sloppy seconds.

Or sloppy thirds. Just saying.

Sex is bad for you anyways.

It leads to plaque build up and cancer.

Only if it's really good.

I think that's called smegma, not plaque.

Same exact thing just happened to me.

Same thing I was going to answer. Either that or some GG Allin:



Or if you want something slightly less literal:

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I mean he's still an *******. He's just a likable one

True, he's still a huge ass c*nt. But a c*nt can be a very likable thing.

For my tastes, I find it much more rare when a c*nt isn't a likeable thing. A lickable thing, too.

Sorry, I don't drink beer. I'll just have a coke.

He was an ******* when he was over at Muzicforums, and he still is.

Thanks, dad.

So if Ki is an asshole, wouldn't that mean that the music he makes is shit?

You'd know better than I would.

Same as you.

I don't listen to music made by Dream Theater fans.

No, you make music out of the feces that Dream Theater fans release from their bowels.

There's just so much to work with given that they're all dumbasses. It feels wasteful not to recycle it somehow.

You all heard it from frown. His music is exactly what this thread is about.

You were a mistake.

My dad tells me this constantly.

Me and yer Dad should hang.

Yeah. You guys can share dad jokes and tell stories about the good Ole days.