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Old 01-05-2017, 02:35 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Well done, Sir.

Is the album in quadroplegic, sorry, quadrophenic sound I wonder?

What I think we are learning, through these covers, is that Christian music seems to involve either a) families b) freaks or at the very least c) people who are ugly. This is not a good advertisement for Christianity, is it??
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Is the album in quadroplegic, sorry, quadrophenic sound I wonder?

What I think we are learning, through these covers, is that Christian music seems to involve either a) families b) freaks or at the very least c) people who are ugly. This is not a good advertisement for Christianity, is it??
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Don't forget big hair, ventriloquist dummies, lots of touching, and ghastly plaid leisure suits.
Oh **** yeah: ventros! How could I forget the dummies?? Creepy with a capital Creep! (Another subtle hint that God has got his hand up their asses and is making them say what He wants them to say? Or just something simpler: we're all dummies??)
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As an alternative then, let's try some contemporary Christian album covers.









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Meh, nowhere near as much derision value. Some of them look more like punk rockers, but other than that, again, meh. Why settle for banality when a simple Google on "Worst Christian Album Covers" gives you these gems?






Oh, all right: one more!
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