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Old 12-27-2016, 09:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 12-27-2016, 10:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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FYI, the lady from this album cover (Beverly Massegee aka Beverly Oliver) is purportedly the "Babushka Lady" from the JFK assassination footage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babushka_Lady

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Quick thoughts: The Sound of His Coming???
and why is that guy on the Come to the Chapel album looking as if he's beckoning you with one hand and about to punch you with the other??
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This thread should have a "You may vomit" warning, it's absolutely revolting.
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why is she dressed so slutty on a jesus album cover?? is that what she means by let him in?
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why is she dressed so slutty on a jesus album cover?? is that what she means by let him in?
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