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Blank. 07-25-2017 03:34 PM

Make fun of your favorite artist.
 
Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.

Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock

Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am!

Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good.

The Identity Matrix 07-25-2017 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1blankmind (Post 1858808)
Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.

Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock

Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am!

Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good.

Dude... Sick burns

Frownland 07-25-2017 03:45 PM

Wolves in Sheepskin: Let's just say we sound like this on purpose.

MicShazam 07-25-2017 03:46 PM

Tori Amos: Emotional porn with increasingly nonsensical lyrics the further you move up through her discography.

Dir En Grey: Dumb costumes and a singer that sometimes sounds unnervingly like Donald Duck throwing a tantrum.

Waltari: The most nasal singer you'll ever hear plus an endless parade of badly mistaken ideas such as "hey we should totally mix Euro-dance with thrash metal and funk - what could possibly go wrong?"

Suzanne Vega: Glorified adult contemporary for people who think drinking coffee while listening to a New Yorker sing stories about people and places in a soft drone makes you seem sophisticated.

Blank. 07-25-2017 03:59 PM

Son of Abbot: I don't know how to actually make music, so I call it experimental in an attempt so people don't call me out on my ****ty guitar playing...

Shit... thats a confession.

Frownland 07-25-2017 04:02 PM

Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters

MicShazam 07-25-2017 04:18 PM

Loreena McKennitt: Pretty nice music if you're 80 years old and get scared by sudden movements.

Be'Lakor: What happens when the cookie monster learns 3 sad sounding chords and buys an electric guitar.

The Identity Matrix 07-25-2017 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1858818)
Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters

The thread is about making fun of your "Favorite Artists"

If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing...

Frownland 07-25-2017 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Identity Matrix (Post 1858827)
The thread is about making fun of your "Favorite Artists"

If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing...

[explains joke and ruins it in the process]

MicShazam 07-25-2017 04:25 PM

Yeah I don't think of Frownland as a QOTSA groupie either.

But you never know it it was a Freudian slip.


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