Make fun of your favorite artist.
Tool: 10 minute songs with pretentious lyrics that manage to say nothing interesting.
Queens of the Stone Age: Safe commercial rock Nirvana: Look how depressed and cool I am! Slipknot: If we wear spooky masks they might think we're good. |
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Wolves in Sheepskin: Let's just say we sound like this on purpose.
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Tori Amos: Emotional porn with increasingly nonsensical lyrics the further you move up through her discography.
Dir En Grey: Dumb costumes and a singer that sometimes sounds unnervingly like Donald Duck throwing a tantrum. Waltari: The most nasal singer you'll ever hear plus an endless parade of badly mistaken ideas such as "hey we should totally mix Euro-dance with thrash metal and funk - what could possibly go wrong?" Suzanne Vega: Glorified adult contemporary for people who think drinking coffee while listening to a New Yorker sing stories about people and places in a soft drone makes you seem sophisticated. |
Son of Abbot: I don't know how to actually make music, so I call it experimental in an attempt so people don't call me out on my ****ty guitar playing...
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Queens of the Stone Age: Aspiring Foo Fighters
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Loreena McKennitt: Pretty nice music if you're 80 years old and get scared by sudden movements.
Be'Lakor: What happens when the cookie monster learns 3 sad sounding chords and buys an electric guitar. |
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If QOTSA is aspiring to be the Foo Fighters in Frown's eyes... That can only mean one thing... |
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Yeah I don't think of Frownland as a QOTSA groupie either.
But you never know it it was a Freudian slip. |
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Marillion: "**** guys, why aren't we Genesis? I want us to be Genesis! Not that crappy eighties pop ****, but the seventies boring drony Gabriel-led art rock. Wahhh! Why am I named after a piscean?"
Iron Maiden: "You know, if we get TWO guitarists we can ... Thin who??" Rush: "I can't write lyrics! I have to perfect this screech! Ah **** it, let the drummer do it: what's the worst that could happen?" |
Slayer: Oh look, another post-80s Slayer album. Goodie.
Ke$ha: Your last two songs. *mic drop* Manowar: Could someone give Eric Adams pants that can't be described as "assless"? ICP: Don't really have to say anything here. |
Lana del Rey: music for women in their 20s who still shop at Forever 21, make vague suicide threats on social media under usernames like "daddysbbygirl666" and repeatedly miss the point of the book Lolita
Meredith Monk: Pretentious gibberish that only elves and the restless dead can understand Depeche Mode: Music for depressed, masochistic cornballs who love to bask in self pity and wear leather pants Dead Can Dance: See above Quote:
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Brant Bjork: Any importance I have as an artist begins and ends with my involvement in Kyuss.
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Sturgill Simpson: I'm gonna try to make country music relevant by singing about psychedelic drugs.
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Choking Victim:
See, the title is accurate to the listeners, because STZA Smells that bad. On top of that, you'll also be a victim of his edgy lyrics. |
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I choose Arcade Fire because their new album suuuucs
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Hey look, melting clocks. Sooooooooo trippy amiright? *twirls stache*
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I've found a few good blogs to visit where interesting music keeps getting posted, but finding those who can, as you say, sort through the garbage for me, is really hard.
About Fantano, I think he's really good at talking about music and haven't found anyone better at it. Anyone else I've found is either tedious or idiotic to listen to. Just a shame that I don't like his taste in music at all. |
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I mean if you're incapable of using your own brain to form your opinions, avoid them, but otherwise there really isn't any harm in it. |
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Most writers can't really put words to what they're hearing in a way that gives me anything to go on. When I do use music review sites and blogs, I usually just look at album covers, lists and scores, then go to Youtube and take a listen myself. I don't read the text. |
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Thinking about it, I think the one thing that I do appreciate is to know what motivated the creation of an album. That is often best heard directly from the artist, when possible at least. If I could have my way, all albums would have detailed liner notes talking about the ideas behind every single track. Are there any specific writers you feel do a very good job of providing some any particular degree of insight into whatever kind of music they tackle? |
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The youtube channel Deep Cuts is an excellent example of by all means intelligent, well made, well spoken, profesionally filmed music reviews that I find unbearable dull and uninteresting. |
I'll drop Dead End Hip Hop in here because their discussions are great, there's a spread of opinions, and they're all clearly very passionate about the music.
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Bomb the Music Industry's Jeff Rosenstuck's vocals sound as drunk as he likely is.
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I've heard members of Radiohead talk about how when they first started playing Paranoid Android live, before they recorded it, the song had two long organ solos and everyone looked at them like they were crazy when they dragged the organ out and played it. Removing the solos reduced the song's length from 14 to six and a half minutes. I think that's a funny story and sums up some of their excesses.
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