This thread literally gave me aids

YorkeDaddy, you narcissistic, maladjusted ****. Been a while.

Been a while because idiots like Chula make this place a nausea-enducing shitshop of horrors

But at least MusicBanter has a lot of unique characters. Nowhere else on the internet is like this really

*inducing

You know what, Battard? I don't just want you to eat a bag of dicks, I want you to eat a mountain of dicks. Like, I want some new age dictator to rise to power and start collecting a couple hundred thousand male slaves, and he's gonna sever all their dicks to build a dick mountain specifically for you. Then he's gonna capture you and make you eat it all before he lets you go. And the dicks will be chewy and hard to swallow, right? Well to help you get it down he's gonna collect a nice tasty mixture of piss, semen, and diarrhea from the slaves before he cuts their dicks off, and that will be your beverage for the dick-eating adventure. And if there's still some left after you eat all the dicks, you have to drink the rest before you get to leave. Oh and at the end there's a final surprise: a giant steaming fresh **** sandwich straight from my ******* that you'll get for dessert. And then after all that horrible suffering he'll kill you anyway. Because you are THAT useless to society. He won't even sever your dick for a new dick mountain because your dick is awful and he only takes decent dicks for his mountains.

bitch

You need to try harder. If you force it really hard, you will be funny.

Don't worry Bat

I'll help you eat it.

You know you at least smirked

So where are you in all this? Collecting semen?

I did find it kind of funny when I realized that 1blankmind is actually funnier than you.

Is a new age dictator someone who is extremely authoritarian about homeopathy?

damn bruh that's harsh

...

it's too bad the massive loads of thought and time and hundreds of different layers and phrases of meticulously edited and sculpted sound from many different sources synthetic or otherwise that I stack upon other layers of stuff carefully in an effort to create the utmost perfect synchronicity and composition that I put into my music these days doesn't count since it's done electronically.

Any given song I go for right now has like 500 layers of stuff, you think I could ever use that to start making real music

Loved Eater of Birds!

(still not a fan of those sort of vocals but that song killed)

hm?

Doesn't rock music sound like cow anymore?
The truth is as have thoueth saideth and it was lame, did you get to see that concert you where saying about?

Drags are good

Amen


Lord have mercy