This thread literally gave me aids

YorkeDaddy, you narcissistic, maladjusted ****. Been a while.

Been a while because idiots like Chula make this place a nausea-enducing shitshop of horrors

But at least MusicBanter has a lot of unique characters. Nowhere else on the internet is like this really

*inducing

You know what, Battard? I don't just want you to eat a bag of dicks, I want you to eat a mountain of dicks. Like, I want some new age dictator to rise to power and start collecting a couple hundred thousand male slaves, and he's gonna sever all their dicks to build a dick mountain specifically for you. Then he's gonna capture you and make you eat it all before he lets you go. And the dicks will be chewy and hard to swallow, right? Well to help you get it down he's gonna collect a nice tasty mixture of piss, semen, and diarrhea from the slaves before he cuts their dicks off, and that will be your beverage for the dick-eating adventure. And if there's still some left after you eat all the dicks, you have to drink the rest before you get to leave. Oh and at the end there's a final surprise: a giant steaming fresh **** sandwich straight from my ******* that you'll get for dessert. And then after all that horrible suffering he'll kill you anyway. Because you are THAT useless to society. He won't even sever your dick for a new dick mountain because your dick is awful and he only takes decent dicks for his mountains.

bitch

You need to try harder. If you force it really hard, you will be funny.

Don't worry Bat

I'll help you eat it.

You know you at least smirked

So where are you in all this? Collecting semen?

I did find it kind of funny when I realized that 1blankmind is actually funnier than you.