How could I even roast such a cool awesome down to earth and super nice rock n roll lovin genuine not your regular douchebag basically my best friend kind of guy? Pass on this one, it's just too hard.

*counts money that Dave wrote me to post this*

Glenn Danzig

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Glenn Benton

I'm glad to see Glen Benton's back. Especially after seeing his front.

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Wow, love the corny rhyming name.

Saves The Day

Never heard, but it sounds like an emo/screamo metalcore band that most people here probably wouldn't bother with.

Ween

Can't push the daisies bc their arms are bruised from their shirtsleeves slapping them in the breeze.

Santana

The working title for Oye Como Va was "Oy Vey, Comb Over." A song about their portly Jewish manager with thinning hair, affectionately known by the nick name "comb over."

Canned Heat

More white blues? Yay.

The Get Up Kids

Aptly renamed The GTFO Kids after their first release.

Tomita

Who?

Melanie Martinez

good bant/10

What?

jpegmafia

Pussy can't defend himself without a pistol. If he spent as much time researching medicine as he did trying to be edgy, he would have cured cancer by now. And he looks like MC Ride.

Brian Eno