Roast the artist above you
 

Jake Paul

it's been done so many times i'm honestly not even sure where i could go. he just sucks honestly, he's the poster boy for overly-white white rappers.

Michael Gira

Michael Gira? More like Michael Girapist.

Robert Fripp

He's nothing more than the Edge of Prog Rock. If it wasn't for Frippertronics, people would mistake him for George Harrison, or maybe some novice indie guitar player. Relying on so much gear to process his single makes him the Grandpa of shoegazing.

Henry Rollins

Henry Rollins, he has an opinion and you're going to hear about it whether you like it or not.

Josh Homme

Am I cool yet?
-actual Josh Homme quote

Stevie Wonder

Not blind.

Ray Charles

The perfect exercise in mediocre music.

Public Image Ltd.

Yes John, we take you soooooo seriously now.

*softball*



Dave Mustaine

If Alex Jones had the voice of a castrated choir boy.
His ego eclipses the size of his talent.

Kylie Minogue

Generic pop star, but hey, she's British, so that's something.

Rivers Cuomo.

i'll give him props, it's not easy to make dad rock whilst still whining like a 14 year old boy.

Kurt Vile

Who?

Tupac

it's a good thing he got shot because otherwise his career wouldn't matter

Kanye West

Pretty dumb name for a guy born in Atlanta.

Lou Reed

A perfect example of how to make people throw money at you using nothing but imagery.

Vernon Reid

Black Lives Matter was created as a cultural apology for the chain of events caused from passing Through The Wire as a hit single. (edit: slow timing on Kanye)

Geddy Lee

**** him for keeping me away from Rush for 30 years.

Kerry King

He tries looking like an intimidating skinhead, but everyone knows he's more the kind of guy who lives in his mothers basement, painting Warhammer figurines all day while hugging is anime waifu pillow.

Kurt Cobain

BLAM!!!

Charles Manson

his personality is somehow less obnoxious than his music

Marilyn Manson

At this point, he's about as edgy and interesting as a fashionably "suicidal" scene kid, but somehow he didn't get the memo and continues to ride his same old schtick.

Taylor Swift

Forgets that she is only marketing to twelve year old girls, not being one.

Victor Wooten

He puts the w00t! in Wooten.

Liberace

White privilege 101.

Kendrick Lamar

you lose all credibility as an intellectual rapper when drunken white girls start quoting you

tom waits

Best known for his work on Shrek.

Billy Joel

Edit: Ninja'd. Sonuvabitch. I have nothing to really say about the Flaming Lips tbh.

About as psychedelic as tylenol.

Mike Patton

Holds the world record for being in the most bands that nobody cares about.

Queens of the Stone Age

Stoner rock in general has become far less cool after seeing blankmind talk so much about it, and QOTSA most of all.

Ian Curtis

Coward.

New Order

Out of order.

The Beegees.

How many of them are still alive?

Ty Longley

Yeah no one gives a shit.

Elton John

Fart in the wind.

Frownland

Bald **** doesn't even know what American Primitivism is and he acts like a 12 year old girl when roasted.

Danny Brown

Crackhead on a bender.

Johnny Rotten.

He is responsible for Green Day and your cousin's ****ty American Football cover band.

Frank Zappa

Criticised drugs while chain-smoking.

Dave Grohl