I could definitely go with that list as the most definitive but Slayer and Ke$ha will never be replaced so long as I still drink.

Then I think we have to get rid of Manowar because you already got metal but you don't have country. And ICP covers both rap AND the silliness.

I don't think you realize just how ****ing much I love Manowar and have marathoned them in the past, but given that I've dropped off with them recently then that would be okay too. I still think Manowar is the easy choice, especially since well over 50% of my listening habits are metal.

Nah he doesn't like them. I remember that review. Hated them actually.

You don't think teenage girls like dissonance? You have a lot to learn, buddy.

Qwerrty:

Queens of Sheeva
Jesus Is Carpenter
Wolves In Sheepskin
The Beatloads

lol

Patton wasn't the best choice, he's in the top 50 but not close to the top 5. If you had specified Fantomas it'd be pretty solid though.

OccultHawk:

George Micheal
Sade
Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch
Bob E. Nite

*Shiva

Don't piss off the Hindis.

I thought yall were Mortal Kombat junkies, my bad.

Frownland:

John Cena
Cruisin' USA Soundtrack
Kids Bop
Yello

I actually am a huge Yello fan.

Switch out MBV for The Rolling Stones then.

Where are you even getting this from? I don't even remember him mentioning the Stones ever.

Who doesn't like listening to them as you jack your friend's dad's car for a day away from school.

Batlord:

Madonna
Sodom
Vio-Lence
Metallica

Out of my ass.

Hey, it's not illegal if the parents approve!

Just watched Bob E Nite on YouTube. I don't have anything against any of that.

18 is the legal cut off. If I could score some 18 year old pussy I surely would.

Nope, you can go down to 16 if you get consent from the parents. I know, I have a friend that literally beat a court case he was guilty of with his 16 year old girlfriend there with him.

Just ask Steven Tyler.

I used to call teenagers sexy children but the older I get the less sexy they are and the more children they seem. It's horrible.

Isn't it just the worst when you start feeling like you should act at least vaguely responsible around teenagers? I'm asking for a friend.

I don't. They're ****ing teenagers they don't give a ****. I only change my behavior around children. Mostly because it makes ME uncomfortable to talk about my dick around children. I'm not a fan of censorship for kids like they don't already learn that **** on their own, but there is a line I will draw though. Usually when it comes to extremely ****ed up things and anything sexual or planting bad ideas in their heads.

If an 18-year-old can take a bullet for her country then she can take a dick for me. But I'd still feel creepy even trying. Call me a pussy I guess.

That's weird. You know, the thing about younger girls is that their minds are more malleable so they are easier to manipulate into having sex with you. As ****ed up as that sounds it's true.

3 things I learned from guys I know who **** a lot. 1 is that you need to act confident. 2 is that you can't be talking to just one girl, cast a huge net and talk to many at once. 3 you have to be willing to take advantage of girls with low self esteem, girls who don't know better, girls who are mentally unstable, or girls that just like to **** because they are the easiest to get to have sex with you. I think most dudes have a problem with that 3rd part because it's kind of ****ty. But girls do the same ****. Often times they will target the dude who is easy to manipulate into buying them a drink or giving them drugs or buying them **** etc. And when you get a girl that out smarts and uses the guy that was just trying to use her, it makes me happy to see.

I just don't like that ****, not even necessarily just morally, I just don't care to do it. I'm not someone who cares to play the field for the sake of getting pussy. It's too much work that I'm not even good at and I'd rather just shoot the ****. I'd honestly just like to **** biotches who I'd have fun being around in general.

I love Brötz and Magma but they aren't quite up there.
I'd replace them with Can (probably the most important band for me) and...dunno...Keiji Haino or Tatsuya Yoshida. Or possibly some Russians like Auktyon, Gr.Ob. or Sergey Kuryokhin.

That's how most people are. The dudes that do that are the ones that are always getting laid though, I've noticed.

pretty close tbf, you almost spelt my screen name right as well.

Shrug. Maybe I'm just a beta male but I'm honestly just not that arsed with getting laid as much as possible. I've learned to live without it as much as I've learned to live with social isolation. Enforced celibacy sucks but it's not as bad as it's made out to be I suppose.

**** I forgot about Can. Almost added Haino and Leonid Vorobyev, briefly considered Kuryokhin.

*Fedorov

A good relationship beats out a good **** any day in my book.

Leonid Sumpanroschan

There is no such thing as alpha, beta, omega etc males. They exist only on the net. The next time someone starts playing alpha in real life, just kill him.

.bob

Cop Shoot Cop
Swans
Jesus Lizard
Jenny Hval

I know, but it's still useful shorthand.

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