If you were a stripper, what would your signature song be?

Chiomara · 01-13-2018, 06:38 PM

I've thought about this a LOT actually. It would partly depend on the place, I think. (Is it a hipster strip club in Portland, Oregon or some tiny seedy Lynchian club buried in the pines of east Texas? These things matter) The song would need to be jarring enough for your average crowd to forget about my lack of flexibility/poor stripper dancing skills. If the strip club allowed me to be like the stripper version of Marina Abramović in this scenario then probably a Diamanda Galas song or the French version of Blume by Einstürzende Neubauten. (In that ideal scenario, I'd appear on stage in a floor-length red lace mantilla veil holding a cow skull filled with bees and then go from there. Oooh and there's a Swans song that would go super well with that.)

Otherwise:

...ooOoor a Throbbing Gristle song maybe? Or Gary Numan's Berserker? Really depends on which alternate daydream universe this is happening in.

**Frownland** · 01-13-2018, 06:42 PM

Chiomara · 01-13-2018, 06:42 PM

Yep, that's the one I was thinking of, naturally.

OccultHawk · 01-13-2018, 06:43 PM

Oriphiel · 01-13-2018, 06:44 PM

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Lisnaholic · 01-13-2018, 06:52 PM

^ No need to apologise, Grace! it's the guys I'm not curious about

John Connor · 01-13-2018, 07:02 PM

Chiomara · 01-13-2018, 07:04 PM

John Connor · 01-13-2018, 07:09 PM

GunmouthGrace · 01-13-2018, 07:21 PM

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Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	I've thought about this a LOT actually. It would partly depend on the place, I think. (Is it a hipster strip club in Portland, Oregon or some tiny seedy Lynchian club buried in the pines of east Texas? These things matter) The song would need to be jarring enough for your average crowd to forget about my lack of flexibility/poor stripper dancing skills. If the strip club allowed me to be like the stripper version of Marina Abramović in this scenario then probably a Diamanda Galas song or the French version of Blume by Einstürzende Neubauten. (In that ideal scenario, I'd appear on stage in a floor-length red lace mantilla veil holding a cow skull filled with bees and then go from there. Oooh and there's a Swans song that would go super well with that.) Otherwise: ...ooOoor a Throbbing Gristle song maybe? Or Gary Numan's Berserker? Really depends on which alternate daydream universe this is happening in. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

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