If you were a stripper, what would your signature song be?

Oriphiel · 01-13-2018, 06:11 PM

GunmouthGrace · 01-13-2018, 06:17 PM

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**Frownland** · 01-13-2018, 06:19 PM

The strip club would be full of lawn decorations.

Stephen · 01-13-2018, 06:24 PM

grindy · 01-13-2018, 06:25 PM

GunmouthGrace · 01-13-2018, 06:29 PM

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rostasi · 01-13-2018, 06:32 PM

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-13-2018, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by rostasi

world's longest lap dance

Lisnaholic · 01-13-2018, 06:39 PM

at your question, Oriphiel!

That Deep Purple song starts so well, but goes off the boil pretty quick imo, and I guess for a strip act that's not the effect you particularly want.
I think I'd go for something with a clear crescendo, like Ravel's Bolero, although that would soon turn into an endurance test for dancer and audience alike. Also, I just don't wear enough clothes to keep that piece of music going - well, I suppose I could start with overcoat, woolly hat, gloves....

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Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace

Now I'm wondering what a MusicBanter strip club would be like

^ I am quite deliberately resisting any thoughts in that direction, tbh.

GunmouthGrace · 01-13-2018, 06:46 PM

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