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Old 05-01-2018, 06:18 PM   #731 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2018, 06:32 PM   #732 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2018, 07:02 PM   #733 (permalink)
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Unless we're talking about deep-forest dwelling trve black metal elitists, I don't think your son knows what he's talking about.
Extreme Metal does not represent all Metal. It is pure garbage aside from a few bands like Bathory, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, Death and Morbid Angel. The really good Metal is the stuff that is true to its roots. I'm talking Classic Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Symphonic Metal, Groove Metal, Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Glam Metal, Stoner Metal, Doom Metal etc.
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Old 05-01-2018, 07:28 PM   #734 (permalink)
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I'll bet your kids are glad they were never born or else they'd have to spend all day giving their aunt a sponge bath.
Hey, if I'd had kids she'd be on her own. Although ... the chance to drown them while they were bathing her ... I do not like kids and I would never have any. Except, possibly, if the money got too tight and we needed a cheap source of food.
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And imagine their psychological upheaval when they discover their aunt is also their mother.
Oh we'd have that conversation. They'd want to know why they each had three nipples. You can't just explain that sort of thing away.
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Okay, since this is gonna turn into another one of those things were Occ and probably Batty are saying increasingly offensive, dumb **** while (and this is the biggest problem) forgetting to be funny:
This ends now.
Grindy, it's cool. I love these guys. Let them loose, let them do their worst. As long as they confine themselves to just me and my imaginary kids, and don't say anything offensive about Karen, I'm down.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this the big reunion tour of the original/most popular line-ups. I'd be shocked if they didn't do big numbers.
Like "number two"?!!!
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Why do you think Spider-Man is so fond of it?
Hair metal?
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C'mon, Nick. I love Hair Metal, but shit like Guns n Roses and Bon Jovi were just shitty knockoffs of Nazareth. They literally stole their whole sound from them, and made it wimpier. You go listen to Razamanaz and tell me that GnR didn't spend their whole careers jerking off to that shit.
And Free of course. Also, lay off Bon Jovi, you reprobate!
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Old 05-01-2018, 07:47 PM   #735 (permalink)
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don't say anything offensive about Karen
Grindy’s right. He’s gotta nip it in the bud or I’ll dig myself into an indefensible position.

I’m like a kid in class that the teacher has to squelch at the first hint of disruption. Once I get rolling I get too carried away. This dog needs a short leash. I’m constantly reining in my inner troll because this is my only outlet to discuss music with anyone.

The thing is I really think you’re cool as ****. I’m just compelled to be as offensive as possible.

I do it irl too. One time I made a joke about a couple’s baby getting raped by their dog just flat out of the blue. It seemed so funny to me. They just pretended like they didn’t hear me.
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:18 PM   #736 (permalink)
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Well, that's why all my clothes are spandex.
Do you make them do ballet in their spandex? If you did, do you call it a "Spandex Ballet?"
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:21 PM   #737 (permalink)
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Do you make them do ballet in their spandex? If you did, do you call it a "Spandex Ballet?"
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Old 05-01-2018, 08:27 PM   #738 (permalink)
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Have you guys ever heard of the Roman emperor Vespasian? His reign spandex years.
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Old 05-01-2018, 11:54 PM   #739 (permalink)
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Extreme Metal does not represent all Metal. It is pure garbage aside from a few bands like Bathory, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, Death and Morbid Angel. The really good Metal is the stuff that is true to its roots. I'm talking Classic Metal, Power Metal, Progressive Metal, Symphonic Metal, Groove Metal, Speed Metal, Thrash Metal, Glam Metal, Stoner Metal, Doom Metal etc.
Neither did I say that it did.
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Old 05-02-2018, 01:43 AM   #740 (permalink)
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Have you guys ever heard of the Roman emperor Vespasian? His reign spandex years.
Would have been even longer if he had somehow managed to have had his life spandex tended.
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