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Frownland 05-04-2018 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1946746)
Frownboy ****ed up! Fownboy ****ed up!

Time to re-watch EP: 3 of American Gods. Good night Frownboy.

Or should it be Frown-boy? Or Frown boy?

In August 1992, when the dog days were drawing to an end, I set off to walk the county of Suffolk, in the hope of dispelling the emptiness that takes hold of me whenever I have completed a long stint of work. And in fact my hope was realized, up to a point; for I have seldom felt so carefree as I did then, walking for hours in the day through the thinly populated countryside, which stretches inland from the east. I wonder now, however, whether there might be something in the old superstition that certain ailment of the spirit and of the body are particularly likely to beset us under the sign of the Dog Star. At all events, in retrospect I became preoccupied not only with the unaccustomed sense of freedom but also with the paralyzing horror that had come over me at various times when confronted with the traces of destruction, reaching far back into the past, that were evident even in that remote place. Perhaps it was because of this that, a year to the day after I began my tour, I was taken into hospital in Norwich in a state of almost total immobility. It was then I began my thoughts to write these pages. I can remember precisely how, upon being admitted to that room on the eighth floor, I became overwhelmed by the feeling that the Suffolk expanses I had walked the previous summer had now shrunk once and for all to a single, blind, insensate spot. Indeed, all that could be seen of the world from my bed was a colourless patch of sky framed in the window.


Oriphiel 05-04-2018 06:55 PM

What the fuck did you losers do to my beautiful thread about butts?

The Batlord 05-04-2018 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1946760)
What the fuck did you losers do to my beautiful thread about butts?

I'm sure you have a nice ass and I'm sure that's really where this is heading.

Oriphiel 05-04-2018 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1946761)
I'm sure you have a nice ass and I'm sure that's really where this is heading.

Nah, Chula and Frown are the biggest asses in music.

Chula Vista 05-04-2018 07:16 PM

Gotta give Frown an A+ for that quote.

Oriphiel 05-04-2018 07:21 PM

And I quoted Batlord. Bitch, where's my A+?

OccultHawk 05-04-2018 07:24 PM

Trollheart is the only one authorized to give out grades.

Oriphiel 05-04-2018 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1946772)
Trollheart is the only one authorized to give out grades.

And make graphs.

Trollheart 05-04-2018 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1946760)
What the fuck did you losers do to my beautiful thread about butts?

They made an arse of it.
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1946773)
And make graphs.

And spreadsheets. And pie charts. Mmmmm! Pie....

MicShazam 05-05-2018 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1946760)
What the fuck did you losers do to my beautiful thread about butts?

I'm as offended as you are. Let me make it all good with some more Kylie.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/51/84...e2aaca3112.jpg

Oriphiel 05-05-2018 03:50 AM

I feel better now.

Trollheart 05-05-2018 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1946836)
I feel better now.

I hope you asked Better before you felt her.

Also, don't talk about feeling when there's a picture of Kylie's behind onscreen: it's torture! :D

Black Francis 05-05-2018 09:35 AM

Oh good, it's back on track. :D

OccultHawk 05-05-2018 10:22 AM

Prince’s ass still by far number one. WTF is with you people?

But besides good form a female ass has to speak to me. It has to say I’m generous enough to let you **** me but I’m innocent enough for it to be really painful.

Lisnaholic 05-05-2018 10:26 AM


Black Francis 05-05-2018 10:28 AM

^ the original J.lo

I meet Prince once in a dream. It did not occur to me to check out his booty. I should've taken a peek.

OccultHawk 05-05-2018 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1946897)

That’s the kind of woman who won’t let you lick your way out of a jam. If you can’t work that pussy strictly dickly you ain’t getting a second chance. One and done unless you can **** it like I can.

Lisnaholic 05-05-2018 06:24 PM

^ Do people still say, "tee em eye" ? I think your post was TMI for me, OccultHawk!

Not entirely unrelated, if her biopic is to be believed, Selena was a pretty well-behaved Catholic girl. But the only information we really need is this:-
i) her bum is purple
ii) when it moves it sparkles

OccultHawk 05-05-2018 07:36 PM

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Selena was a pretty well-behaved Catholic girl.
Code for whore.

Trollheart 05-05-2018 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947006)
Code for whore.

We call them hoors. :beer:

MicShazam 05-06-2018 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1946990)
But the only information we really need is this:-
i) her bum is purple
ii) when it moves it sparkles

I think I'm in love <3

uncle salty 05-06-2018 05:38 AM

Kanye West.


Oh, wait...I misread the title. I thought it said who is the biggest ass in music.

Never mind.

Lisnaholic 05-06-2018 06:18 AM

^ Well, you made your choice, uncle salty - like all those slaves did.

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Originally Posted by MicShazam (Post 1947060)
I think I'm in love <3

:thumb: Have you seen the movie called "Selena" ? It's a good, straightforward account of Selena's life, and J-Lo is very convincing in the lead role.

Psy-Fi 05-06-2018 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1946897)

I was just about to post that same video here. :laughing:

Ya beat me to it!

MicShazam 05-06-2018 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1947098)
:thumb: Have you seen the movie called "Selena" ? It's a good, straightforward account of Selena's life, and J-Lo is very convincing in the lead role.

No I haven't - don't think I've heard about it ever. If I find it down town, I might give it a chance. There's this store that has a huge section of all sorts of weird movies, since it's mostly second hand.

StaySkeptic 05-06-2018 07:50 AM

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OccultHawk 05-06-2018 07:55 AM

Suck a dick Mord

StaySkeptic 05-06-2018 07:58 AM

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The Batlord 05-06-2018 10:02 AM

Then who you be?

StaySkeptic 05-06-2018 10:44 AM

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OccultHawk 05-06-2018 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by StaySkeptic (Post 1947176)
I don't want to be associated with my old name but I'm that punk obsessed guy with his actual face as his avatar.

Are the guy who loves the Unsane?

The Batlord 05-06-2018 11:00 AM

Dylstew? Loser.

Oriphiel 05-06-2018 04:28 PM

Fuck I was hoping they were ChelseaDagger in disguise.

The Batlord 05-06-2018 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1947355)
Fuck I was hoping they were ChelseaDagger in disguise.

LiL.

Oriphiel 05-06-2018 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1947367)
LiL.

VargDaViking

The Batlord 05-06-2018 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1947368)
VargDaViking

We all miss him/her. Whoever they were.

Trollheart 05-06-2018 07:26 PM

RockGuitar101

Black Francis 05-06-2018 07:30 PM

TrainAviGuy.

Lisnaholic 05-07-2018 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1946990)
Selena was a pretty well-behaved Catholic girl.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1947006)
Code for whore.

^ It's only taken me two days to react to your comment, OccultHawk, and my rejoinder is this:-

Not in Mexico, afaik. Most good Catholic girls really are good Catholic girls and many brides-to-be are quite serious about being virgins at the altar. ( Things may be more lax north of the border, of course, and I can't speak for Ireland at all.)

Spoiler for a candid detail:
In a discussion with students, I was once blushingly informed that not all sexual experience has to end in penetration.

OccultHawk 05-07-2018 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic (Post 1947558)
^ It's only taken me two days to react to your comment, OccultHawk, and my rejoinder is this:-

Not in Mexico, afaik. Most good Catholic girls really are good Catholic girls and many brides-to-be are quite serious about being virgins at the altar. ( Things may be more lax north of the border, of course, and I can't speak for Ireland at all.)

Spoiler for a candid detail:
In a discussion with students, I was once blushingly informed that not all sexual experience has to end in penetration.

Nuh uh. I ****ed all those bitches yesterday.


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