Who has the best ass in music?
 

Talkin' 'bout asses.

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Stop with the inane threads Trollh... oh, wait.

Don't be a Bitchheart. Get in here.

^ :laughing:

Perhaps I don't pay as much attention to these things as I should, but I know that Charlotte Church once won the Rear of the Year award in the UK.

Bun B when I met him at the source awards,
girl he had with him's ass could've won the horse awards

Serious answer:

Prince

Seriouser answer.

The Boss.

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jennifer lopez

She's like.. Old now. Gross.

All answers should assume the ass is still prime

But a good ass should stand the test of time.

Shakira's ass did.

Google Kylie Minogue's ass. I rest my case.

Have you seen her lately?

Doesn't age.

She's still beautiful but dat booty is gone. She got too skinny and fit.

****e. Didn't realise Ori had already made this thread. Mods, please delete the one I started in the jokes/polls forum. Thanks. And Kylie is the bomb.
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I can totally tell this thread isn't going to get really creepy really fast.

I think most of us can handle this like mature adults.

I'd rest my hotdog on them buns, amirite? Eh? Eh?

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So's your mom. I guess you have a point actually.

I felt the ban hammer hovering over this thread from the first post.
If the snog, marry, avoid thread got nixed, what chance does this one have?

Sigh...

Kylie was the cat's meow until she decided to enhance. I know you post "I like Big Butts" dudes love that **** but I hate it.

Time machine:

Lita Ford.

*google LFA* I'd post a pic but Frowny would ban me without missing a pulse beat.

****ing white people.

Imagine being so fargone into paedophelia that you can't appreciate a big, shapely ass. Or not liking things that I like. It must be terrible.

So you didn't google Lita's ass? As shapely as humanely possible without the help of injections and other ****.

I love not liking things you like. It often makes my day. You're my anti-Christ of taste.

And learn how to spell, idiot.

P.S. You called me idiot recently so don't dare to ban me.

Idiot.

I mean it's there but that's about all I can say about it. ****ing 80s mother****ers.

I didn't, no. You seemed to decry big butts in general though and that makes me sad for you. Imagine someone sitting on your face and it's all bony :(.

Does your childish rejectionism apply to my appreciation of artists like Yes or Zeppelin?

What did I misspell Mr. Stable? There's a compound word in there that should be two words but that's all I can see.

This is worthy of the Rhyming thread.

Again, learn how to spell.

Typical Frowny.

???

I didn't misspell anything mate. Naptime? English lesson time?

It's pedophilia and far gone or far-gone.

Sweet dreams bucky. :D

*BAMN!*

I thought might've been it. Even though it's not how they spelled it on your criminal history, "paedophelia" is an accepted form of the word.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCic...w2LiIQFnoS1JTw

Please read my posts before you rail against them.

You're simply incapable of admitting when you're wrong. So typical of your ilk.

How long did it take you to find that YouTube clip in an effort to absolve your **** up?

I'll concede the second one. Was reading too fast. Feel better now?

Or far gone either!

I admitted that I was wrong right here:

Please read my posts before you rail against them.

How did a simple ass thread turn Frown v Chula?

Paranoia

Frownboy ****ed up! Fownboy ****ed up!

Time to re-watch EP: 3 of American Gods. Good night Frownboy.

Or should it be Frown-boy? Or Frown boy?

wut

Every thread turns into Frown v Chula eventually. It's the natural order of things.