thanks mom :(

I don't consider it trolling if the thread's already retarded from the get go

Thank you! I hate it when people say " ... from the gecko."

now thats fair

Thank you! I hate it when people say " ... that's fare."

you must not take the bus

Shut up, bitch. The thread title is the only thing desired.

I don't appreciate the title. Some of my favourite dogs were bitches and I'd prefer that you use the term respectfully.

Why, will something terrible happen?

So elph doesn't have to listen to the album. You only wanted to stipulate that he is a "*****" if he doesn't listen to it.