Spotify’s 2020 Wrapped Format SUCKS!!!

OccultHawk · 12-24-2020, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Since this year's Spotify wrapped sucks, here's an algorithm which disses your Spotify listening habits:
https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/

The disciples don’t get to judge the lord.

**Marie Monday** · 12-24-2020, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

The disciples don’t get to judge the lord.

In that case, since it's not a 'how much of a simp are you' judgement, you should let yourself be judged

OccultHawk · 12-24-2020, 08:06 AM

**Marie Monday** · 12-24-2020, 08:35 AM

Nice. Mine tells me my taste is succulent-growing-indie-pop and sad-in-a-cabin bad, disses me for my Carly Rae Jepsen and Kesha obsessions, asks me if I'm ok for listening to the Fall a lot, and whether I have considered there's a reason nobody listens to Melting Bridge.

Also the King of Carrot Flowers is one of my favourite songs of all time

OccultHawk · 12-24-2020, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Nice. Mine tells me my taste is succulent-growing-indie-pop and sad-in-a-cabin bad, disses me for my Carly Rae Jepsen and Kesha obsessions, asks me if I'm ok for listening to the Fall a lot, and whether I have considered there's a reason nobody listens to Melting Bridge.

Also the King of Carrot Flowers is one of my favourite songs of all time

If you like something popular you’re basic and if you like something obscure you’re a fool.

I bet 80% of my Pink Floyd listening is Ummagumma

King of Carrot Flowers is more addictive than crack

If they don’t know Melting Bridge that’s on them

And really? They’re going to find fault with Coltrane and The Fall?

At least though compared to Spotify wrapped it’s not a video and gives you information. I wish it was just straight data instead of trying to amuse with auto-generated jokes.

It also went on to say I stopped listening to new stuff after 2010. Uh, no but I think they may have. The only jokes I like are about ding dongs and deez nuts. I think they’re really missing the comic plot straying from the tried and true classics of comedy.

Norg · 12-24-2020, 09:22 AM

apperantly i had Blaade code orange and BMTH on rotation all year long :P

to bad they didnt see all my itunes stuff JAJAJAJAJAJAJ i use both SPotty and Itunes

**Marie Monday** · 12-24-2020, 09:30 AM

Hawk you're taking this too seriously sweetie

The Batlord · 12-24-2020, 09:31 AM

Do I listen to "Police Truck" ironically? Bitch that's a self diss.

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> Your spotify was 80s-punk-hail-satan-punk-with-grandchildren bad.

> Thank your obsessions with Dead Kennedys, Death metal, and The Cramps for that.

> Based on your listening habits, I can also tell you your spotify was...

> weeping-in-your-bourbon bad

> heavy-eyeliner-post-punk bad

> moonshine bad

> like-country-but-smoke-weed bad

> gathering-of-the-juggalos bad

> Unfortunately that's not all I learned:

You listen to these tracks too much:

Let's Lynch the Landlord by Dead Kennedys
Turn It On by Sleater-Kinney
Monster by Flotsam & Jetsam
Dig Me Out by Sleater-Kinney
Taste My Sin by Integrity

You stan these artists to an uncomfortable extent:

Dead Kennedys
Misfits
Sleater-Kinney
Ramones
Kesha

You are 6% basic. Have you considered there's a reason nobody listens to Necrodeath?.

You're stuck in the 1980s. You know there's been good music since Dead Kennedys, right?

That's it. I'm done.

I guess the important thing is that your music makes you feel good...

Mindfulness · 12-24-2020, 09:33 AM

It's what they do every year..

OccultHawk · 12-24-2020, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie Monday

Hawk you're taking this too seriously sweetie

I know that’s the obvious reaction. Have a sense of humor...which would be easier if they were really funny.

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Norg Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,344	apperantly i had Blaade code orange and BMTH on rotation all year long :P to bad they didnt see all my itunes stuff JAJAJAJAJAJAJ i use both SPotty and Itunes