Originally Posted by Jalb_k_jnr

I think that you should do something that i've always wanted to try out on george bush....first find a really tall building, or even moderately tall building and go to the roof, and take a few good sized watermelons. anyway go to the roof and wait until this new guy walks underneath you, and drop a watermelon, no if this watermelon reaches terminal velocity or even if it doesnt, it should break his skull/neck on impact.. and the thing about this is, if she ever finds out or the cops come after you, you can just say it was a science experiment gone wrong, and if you miss, you have a few more watermelons to try again.....i think that would be a fitting way to win back your girl....or you could just move on, find a really hot chick to make ur ex jelous and your set : hope i helped