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Old 11-30-2009, 07:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I don't know man, those Chinese tend to be shifty, and Chinese.
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Old 11-30-2009, 07:54 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Could you prescribe me some perkaset. Im out of weed and beer, and feeling lonely.
Percocet; "The high usually described as a mild heroin and infact works similarly"

Painkillers?
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Percocet; "The high usually described as a mild heroin and infact works similarly"

Painkillers?
Yes percocet. The Painkiller. It was late and I had no intrest in looking up the real spelling
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I never knew the real spelling, I googled what you wrote, and then got corrected
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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What do I do for that itchiness down South?
There is an ancient tribal remedy that involves scratching said itch with the hand of a virgin. Virgins are readily available on facebook, for a small fee.
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Can I nominate this guy for Wackiest 2009 member?
But...but, I'm a doctor...!
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:22 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Laughter is the best medicine, as they say. Also, high colonics. Just ensure that the ph of the flushing solution is neither too basic, nor too acidic.

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Old 11-30-2009, 11:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Could you prescribe me some perkaset. Im out of weed and beer, and feeling lonely.
Allow me to prescribe the musical equivalent:

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Old 11-30-2009, 11:28 PM   #19 (permalink)
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wacky doctors are the best anyways

Also as a tip, it's better to multiquote than have multiple posts in a row like you did above.
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Old 11-30-2009, 11:30 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I don't know man, those Chinese tend to be shifty, and Chinese.
China is a fine republic. Much better than North Korea. Even if I had something negative to say about China, it would most likely be [CENSORED].

Actually, come to think of it, the current state of [CENSORED] is somewhat problematic, considering that [CENSORED] I predict some serious [CENSORED] within the coming [CENSORED].
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