Dr.Panties prescribes...

Dr.Panties · 11-30-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

wacky doctors are the best anyways

Also as a tip, it's better to multiquote than have multiple posts in a row like you did above.

Ah, yes. Silly me! I have just noticed that 'multi-quote' technology to which you refer. My sincerest apologies.

You're Australian, right? Australians are fine people. Much better than Albanians.

What's new and hot in the Australian music scene? There's no triple j over here.

storymilo · 11-30-2009, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Panties

Ah, yes. Silly me! I have just noticed that 'multi-quote' technology to which you refer. My sincerest apologies.

You're Australian, right? Australians are fine people. Much better than Albanians.

What's new and hot in the Australian music scene? There's no triple j over here.

I'm not Australian

I put Oz in my location thinking of the Wizard of Oz. I actually live in Connecticut

Dr.Panties · 11-30-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by storymilo

I'm not Australian

I put Oz in my location thinking of the Wizard of Oz. I actually live in Connecticut

Connecticut! Well, I never! I trust that you are well insured?

Here are two prescriptions for you. One is for anger, the other for sadness:

(1) Band: Future of the Left
Albums: (i) Curses
(ii) Travels with myself and another

(2) Band: The Strange Death of Liberal England
Album: Forward March! (Eight traditional marching songs)

Dr_Rez · 12-01-2009, 09:27 AM

I think your delusional.

FETCHER. · 12-01-2009, 10:42 AM

I've been to China, and everyone was pretty excitable. Not so much as you, though. You're beyond a joke

Dr.Panties · 12-02-2009, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I've been to China, and everyone was pretty excitable. Not so much as you, though. You're beyond a joke

What lies beyond a joke? I'll tell you when I get there. Whereabouts were you in China? Also, I'm not a Chinese doctor. I'm from another country. An entirely different country that is better than any countries that any other people might be from.

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Originally Posted by RezZ

I think your delusional.

You think my delusional...what? You're sentence is a fragment.

Also, I am open to the prescriptions of others, as self-medication is not a sin.

SATCHMO · 12-02-2009, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Panties

What lies beyond a joke? I'll tell you when I get there. Whereabouts were you in China? Also, I'm not a Chinese doctor. I'm from another country. An entirely different country that is better than any countries that any other people might be from.

You think my delusional...what? You're sentence is a fragment.

Also, I am open to the prescriptions of others, as self-medication is not a sin.

Now that you've demonstrated your mastery of rudimentary grammar, do you intend to dispense your prescriptions anywhere else on this forum, or are you just content with your existence as a novel little jack-in-the box?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh, and change my colostomy bag while you're down there.

Fruitonica · 12-02-2009, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Panties

(2) Band: Snowman
Album: The Horse, the Rat and the Swan
Descriptors: A dark, tribal-esque concept album. Swirling, abrasive, disconcerting, percussive. A real "listener's" album. (Not a party album)

Easily in the top three albums of 2008, I think I have a glowing review of it sitting somewhere on this site.

FETCHER. · 12-02-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Panties

What lies beyond a joke? I'll tell you when I get there. Whereabouts were you in China? Also, I'm not a Chinese doctor. I'm from another country. An entirely different country that is better than any countries that any other people might be from.

You

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Also I visited Beijing and Xian. You must make up apart of the very small minority then?

Dr.Panties · 12-02-2009, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Now that you've demonstrated your mastery of rudimentary grammar, do you intend to dispense your prescriptions anywhere else on this forum, or are you just content with your existence as a novel little jack-in-the box?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh, and change my colostomy bag while you're down there.

Good sir, the only thing 'rudimentary' about me is my choice of undergarments. Many thanks for your italicisation. I'm sure that you thought it entirely necessary.

Your sardonic posturing is truly refreshing, especially on an online forum. Kudos! And other salutations!

In answer to your question, I've already prescribed a remedy in the 'jazz' section of this forum. My, see how fast I move? And with such a low post count, too! You must be suitably amazed and impressed.

Also, yes. Existing as a "novel little jack-in-the-box" seems like a fine ambition, given the alternative you have displayed. Thank you for you valuable guidance, and for your approval. They both truly matter to me.

Ah, bowel cancer? At such a young age? How...*ahem*...tragic. I'll leave this particular task to Nurse Felch, if you don't mind. I'm sure that you'll find her...*ahem*...accommodating. She has a number of endearing quirks that set many a patient at ease, foremost being:
(1) Curly black teeth
(2) Speaks with a limp
(3) Walks with a lisp

Now, relax. Here is a prescription, just for you:
Band: Regurgitator
Album: Tu Plang

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