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boo boo · 07-05-2009, 11:51 PM

The only things I dislike about cats is when they throw their stink (which can always be prevented if they're fixed very early) and having to clean up their litter box of course.

But cats have a lot more pros than dogs, they sh*t and piss in one very convenient spot, rather than leaving huge sh*tpiles anywhere they f*cking please, they actually clean other parts of their body than just their assh*le, and they don't proceed to lick you in the f*cking face afterwards. They'll only steal your food if you don't keep an eye on it, dogs have the f*cking nerve to eat your food whenever the f*ck they want, they won't even snatch it they'll just eat it out of the damn plate, f*cking c*nts, and they tear into sh*t all the time. And lets not forget the furious humping, barking like apesh*t during the late hours of the night if so much as a bug makes some kind of noise, and the extra amount of time and attention they require. And because cats can stay indoors they're less likely to contract any diseases.

Plus dogs just plain smell bad, especially the big dogs, I can't even breathe when they're around. Dogs are disgusting, they'll f*cking eat ANYTHING.

And cats wont f*cking turn on you in a split second, when was the last time a kid was killed by a cat? I've had a few kittens that were killed by pitbulls, so you could call it a personal bias. Dogs are the douchebags of the natural world.

**Janszoon** · 07-05-2009, 11:54 PM

I like the cats the most because they have x-ray vision and can fly.

No wait, that's Superman.

IamAlejo · 07-06-2009, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

The only things I dislike about cats is when they throw their stink (which can always be prevented if they're fixed very early) and having to clean up their litter box of course.

But cats have a lot more pros than dogs, they sh*t and piss in one very convenient spot, rather than leaving huge sh*tpiles anywhere they f*cking please, they actually clean other parts of their body than just their assh*le, and they don't proceed to lick you in the f*cking face afterwards. They'll only steal your food if you don't keep an eye on it, dogs have the f*cking nerve to eat your food whenever the f*ck they want, they won't even snatch it they'll just eat it out of the damn plate, f*cking c*nts, and they tear into sh*t all the time. And lets not forget the furious humping, barking like apesh*t during the late hours of the night if so much as a bug makes some kind of noise, and the extra amount of time and attention they require. And because cats can stay indoors they're less likely to contract any diseases.

Plus dogs just plain smell bad, especially the big dogs, I can't even breathe when they're around. Dogs are disgusting, they'll f*cking eat ANYTHING.

And cats wont f*cking turn on you in a split second, when was the last time a kid was killed by a cat? I've had a few kittens that were killed by pitbulls, so you could call it a personal bias. Dogs are the douchebags of the natural world.

But my dog can still kill your cat.

PinkCigarette · 07-07-2009, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

The only things I dislike about cats is when they throw their stink (which can always be prevented if they're fixed very early) and having to clean up their litter box of course.

But cats have a lot more pros than dogs, they sh*t and piss in one very convenient spot, rather than leaving huge sh*tpiles anywhere they f*cking please, they actually clean other parts of their body than just their assh*le, and they don't proceed to lick you in the f*cking face afterwards. They'll only steal your food if you don't keep an eye on it, dogs have the f*cking nerve to eat your food whenever the f*ck they want, they won't even snatch it they'll just eat it out of the damn plate, f*cking c*nts, and they tear into sh*t all the time. And lets not forget the furious humping, barking like apesh*t during the late hours of the night if so much as a bug makes some kind of noise, and the extra amount of time and attention they require. And because cats can stay indoors they're less likely to contract any diseases.

Plus dogs just plain smell bad, especially the big dogs, I can't even breathe when they're around. Dogs are disgusting, they'll f*cking eat ANYTHING.

And cats wont f*cking turn on you in a split second, when was the last time a kid was killed by a cat? I've had a few kittens that were killed by pitbulls, so you could call it a personal bias. Dogs are the douchebags of the natural world.

I have two dogs and two cats and disagree with parts of your post.

When I eat, my dogs sit on the floor and watch me. My cats jump on the table and try to eat the food right off the plate. You put them on the floor, they jump right back up.

Cat piss and spray smells far worse than anything a dog does. Also, if the litterbox isn't clean enough for them, cats will happily piss wherever they want. If they don't like the brand of litter you by, they'll piss on the ground. Their pee is heavy with ammonia so one little spot can smell up the entire place.

My husband had a pitbull before we moved in together and she was awesome. Sweetest dog ever so anyone who thinks pitbulls are all brutal dogs (not saying you said this, just saying in general) is an idiot. My mom had a german shepherd when she was a kid and it turned on her randomly one day. ANY dog can turn on you. Pitbulls just get a bad light cast on them. If another type of dog mauls someone, you're less likely to hear about it but if a pitbull does it, OMG THEY SHOULD BE BANISHED.

A large number of maulings happen because a dog is protecting their territory. An animal rarely attacks without a good reason. If they feel threatened in any way, they attack. Just stupid how if an animal attacks, they get put to death but people can kill someone and be out in whatever amount of years.

Cat scratches are damn well painful. My dogs don't scratch or bite but one of my cats does (he's a baby). Hurts like hell and itches like crazy.

My dogs don't smell....at all. I've had so many dogs over the years and none of them ever smelled so not sure what dogs you've been around.

My dogs sleep at night when I do. My kittens run around ALL ****ING NIGHT chasing each other and jumping on whatever they can reach.

My dogs never bark unless someone knocks on the door.

The only thing I don't like about dogs is having to bring them outside at certain times. If I lived in a house, I wouldn't care because I can just open the back door and let them out but I live in an apartment so I have to wake up, get dressed, brush my teeth, get my shoes on, put their leashes on, grab a bag to pick up their mess and wait for the stupid elevator to arrive. Going out in the winter is garbage.

Astronomer · 07-07-2009, 01:17 AM

^ Agreed with all of this. I love dogs way more. They're so much more loyal and loving. Once my roommate and I had a cat and it just ran away all the time and didn't act very loving towards us. My little dogs I have now are just the best pets ever.

Dr_Rez · 07-07-2009, 01:19 AM

Both REALLY old

FETCHER. · 08-09-2009, 09:20 AM

i have a fawn greatdane shes upto my hip n im very tall

) il post her up later

LoathsomePete · 08-10-2009, 04:02 PM

tamara (cracker) and georgia (dirty ginger) asleep together on a laptop

tamara likes the sausage.

FETCHER. · 08-10-2009, 05:27 PM

the big ones called Brooke

shes mines, fawn female great dane

and the small one belongs to my sister, n is called Roxy, Female Jack Russel

!

Astronomer · 08-10-2009, 07:05 PM

^ That is a huge dog.

07-05-2009, 11:54 PM	#272 (permalink)
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Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	^ Agreed with all of this. I love dogs way more. They're so much more loyal and loving. Once my roommate and I had a cat and it just ran away all the time and didn't act very loving towards us. My little dogs I have now are just the best pets ever. __________________

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08-10-2009, 04:02 PM	#278 (permalink)
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Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	^ That is a huge dog. __________________

08-10-2009, 05:27 PM	#279 (permalink)
FETCHER. Nae wains, Great Danes. Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Where how means why. Posts: 3,621	the big ones called Brooke shes mines, fawn female great dane and the small one belongs to my sister, n is called Roxy, Female Jack Russel !