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RoxyRollah · 05-18-2016, 08:34 AM

Imma just sell you to the batlord.

Josh93248 · 05-18-2016, 08:55 AM

Roxy, are you sure you understand the meaning of my question? It's actually not really about metal....

On the other hand Batlord as a mentor sounds like a barrel of fun so yeah, sell me to him, I'll remind him to check my teeth before he accepts though.

Key · 05-18-2016, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Bitch your humour has killed 3/4s of this forum.

rekt.

RoxyRollah · 05-18-2016, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Josh93248

Roxy, are you sure you understand the meaning of my question? It's actually not really about metal....

On the other hand Batlord as a mentor sounds like a barrel of fun so yeah, sell me to him, I'll remind him to check my teeth before he accepts though.

No I didn't understand **** I just like to make money....He pays top dollar for n000bs.

The Batlord · 05-18-2016, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Bitch your humour has killed 3/4s of this forum.

Good. 3/4 of this forum are whiny bitches.

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Originally Posted by Josh93248

Roxy, are you sure you understand the meaning of my question? It's actually not really about metal....

On the other hand Batlord as a mentor sounds like a barrel of fun so yeah, sell me to him, I'll remind him to check my teeth before he accepts though.

Listen to Manowar, stop eating vegetables, start smoking cigarettes, and we can begin.

Josh93248 · 05-18-2016, 10:18 AM

Well Batlord, if I swore off vegetables my Vegan girlfriend would kill me, if I started smoking I wouldn't be able to cultivate my massive voice properly. I did try some Manowar though and thought it kicked some ass.

On the one hand I would think all that might preclude me from being your protégé However, I should think that completely bowing to all your demands is a sign of weakness and is an instant fail.

BTW, for some reason I ended up seeing your drunken StarCraft LP (Not the whole way through, GOD NO) So yeah... After witnessing some of that... You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 05-18-2016, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Josh93248

You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.

I like this guy

The Batlord · 05-18-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Josh93248

Well Batlord, if I swore off vegetables my Vegan girlfriend would kill me, if I started smoking I wouldn't be able to cultivate my massive voice properly. I did try some Manowar though and thought it kicked some ass.

On the one hand I would think all that might preclude me from being your protégé However, I should think that completely bowing to all your demands is a sign of weakness and is an instant fail.

First of all, you should eat a puppy in front of your vegan girlfriend, and secondly, cigarettes will just make your voice sound more gravelly and badass. You don't wanna sound like some whiny bitch hipster with a nasal infection, do you?

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BTW, for some reason I ended up seeing your drunken StarCraft LP (Not the whole way through, GOD NO) So yeah... After witnessing some of that... You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.

I knew it was a mistake putting that in my sig. But now you see before you the beautiful life of my padawans: drinking, gaming, and camwhoring.

~~ChelseaDagger~~ · 05-18-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Josh93248

Well Batlord, if I swore off vegetables my Vegan girlfriend would kill me, if I started smoking I wouldn't be able to cultivate my massive voice properly. I did try some Manowar though and thought it kicked some ass.

On the one hand I would think all that might preclude me from being your protégé However, I should think that completely bowing to all your demands is a sign of weakness and is an instant fail.

BTW, for some reason I ended up seeing your drunken StarCraft LP (Not the whole way through, GOD NO) So yeah... After witnessing some of that... You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.

What kind of pussy donut is scared of his vegan girlfriend?! Methinks you might actually benefit from some Batlord mentoring.

The Batlord · 05-18-2016, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger

What kind of pussy donut is scared of his vegan girlfriend?! Methinks you might actually benefit from some Batlord mentoring.

Josh's situation must be worse than I thought if you and I are on the same page.

05-18-2016, 08:55 AM	#2212 (permalink)
Josh93248 Groupie Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 10	Roxy, are you sure you understand the meaning of my question? It's actually not really about metal.... On the other hand Batlord as a mentor sounds like a barrel of fun so yeah, sell me to him, I'll remind him to check my teeth before he accepts though.

05-18-2016, 10:18 AM	#2216 (permalink)
Josh93248 Groupie Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 10	Well Batlord, if I swore off vegetables my Vegan girlfriend would kill me, if I started smoking I wouldn't be able to cultivate my massive voice properly. I did try some Manowar though and thought it kicked some ass. On the one hand I would think all that might preclude me from being your protégé However, I should think that completely bowing to all your demands is a sign of weakness and is an instant fail. BTW, for some reason I ended up seeing your drunken StarCraft LP (Not the whole way through, GOD NO) So yeah... After witnessing some of that... You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.