Adopt a Newbie!

TheCurseOfCurves · 03-06-2009, 04:47 PM

Was I claimed? I need halp!

jackhammer · 03-06-2009, 04:59 PM

I still don't know how this feckin thing works

TheCurseOfCurves · 03-06-2009, 08:16 PM

Neither do I. I'm scared.

ngob · 03-06-2009, 10:41 PM

I do not get it either.
I am educating myself through Alan Cross podcasts. Probably better than a Big Brother?

Guybrush · 03-07-2009, 11:32 AM

Well, if I get to have a grasshopper, there's gonna be a strict training regime. Rigorous posting of serious arguments with at-least-near-perfect grammars is a good start. Every line should be ripe with content. Conditioning ones wit against trolls is a possibility and, of course, it's important to excercise the ability to mentally map every active member's average quality of posts to help filter out who and what's dismissable - or not.

I would expect no less than a members journal with interesting reading such as reviews, introductions to niche musical scenes, collections of trivia or other music related litterary treasures.

Developing patience and dedication to mindless tasks such as collecting links to album reviews will, of course, also be focused on.

Schizotypic · 03-07-2009, 04:06 PM

^ I want someone like that guy.

TheCurseOfCurves · 03-08-2009, 04:08 PM

That kid knows the site!

Surell · 03-08-2009, 04:41 PM

I already called every newbie after the post I made on the last page.

aModernMyth · 03-08-2009, 04:45 PM

I'm new! anyone want me? :O

JukeBoxHero · 03-09-2009, 01:50 PM

I find large forums to be overwhelming sometimes, I would appreciate it if someone would mentor me in the ways of using one, and just teach me more about music too, that's important

03-06-2009, 04:47 PM	#491 (permalink)
TheCurseOfCurves Groupie Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: My Breakdown Posts: 1	Was I claimed? I need halp! __________________ March24.SES.Consciouness Do you have the words to say to make it all go away? Ilovethemayhemmorethanthelove.

03-06-2009, 04:59 PM	#492 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I still don't know how this feckin thing works __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

03-06-2009, 08:16 PM	#493 (permalink)
TheCurseOfCurves Groupie Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: My Breakdown Posts: 1	Neither do I. I'm scared. __________________ March24.SES.Consciouness Do you have the words to say to make it all go away? Ilovethemayhemmorethanthelove.

03-07-2009, 11:32 AM	#495 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Well, if I get to have a grasshopper, there's gonna be a strict training regime. Rigorous posting of serious arguments with at-least-near-perfect grammars is a good start. Every line should be ripe with content. Conditioning ones wit against trolls is a possibility and, of course, it's important to excercise the ability to mentally map every active member's average quality of posts to help filter out who and what's dismissable - or not. I would expect no less than a members journal with interesting reading such as reviews, introductions to niche musical scenes, collections of trivia or other music related litterary treasures. Developing patience and dedication to mindless tasks such as collecting links to album reviews will, of course, also be focused on. __________________ Something Completely Different

03-08-2009, 04:08 PM	#497 (permalink)
TheCurseOfCurves Groupie Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: My Breakdown Posts: 1	That kid knows the site! __________________ March24.SES.Consciouness Do you have the words to say to make it all go away? Ilovethemayhemmorethanthelove.

03-06-2009, 10:41 PM	#494 (permalink)
ngob Groupie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cardboard Box Posts: 5	I do not get it either. I am educating myself through Alan Cross podcasts. Probably better than a Big Brother?

03-07-2009, 04:06 PM	#496 (permalink)
Schizotypic Souls of Sound Sailors Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Mojave Posts: 759	^ I want someone like that guy.

03-08-2009, 04:45 PM	#499 (permalink)
aModernMyth Groupie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Cemetary Drive Posts: 41	I'm new! anyone want me? :O

03-09-2009, 01:50 PM	#500 (permalink)
JukeBoxHero Groupie Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tacoma, WA Posts: 32	I find large forums to be overwhelming sometimes, I would appreciate it if someone would mentor me in the ways of using one, and just teach me more about music too, that's important __________________ We're sucking the gooey cellulite from modern music. Reductive synthesis. We do it all for you. -Mark Mothersbaugh