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Old 12-27-2009, 11:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Merry Christmas!!!

I would like to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday to all.
I am new to this forum. I like the Rock music my favorite band is Linkin park. See you guys later.

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Life After Death
A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"
"Yes, sir," replied the new employee. "I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"


Support a Family
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girl friend's father, "Son, can you support a family?"
"Well, no, sir," he replied. "I was just planning to support your daughter. The rest of you have to fend for yourselves."


The Water Pistol
My five year old son squealed with delight when he opened his birthday present from his grandmother. It was a water pistol. He promptly ran to the sink to fill it.

"Mom," I said. I'm surprised at you. "Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water pistols?" My mom smiled and said, "Yes, I remember."
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Old 12-30-2009, 09:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What a strange intro thread.

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Old 12-30-2009, 10:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha. Welcome. :-)

I liked the last one, the water pistol one. I think because I can relate to it. My mom actually pulled that same crap on me a few years ago, expect it was toy cars. The little matchbox ones, y'know. Well when me and my brother were kids, we always had a few of those laying around, and we would leave them right were our momma would walk and she would step on them. She gave my youngest one, Bobby, some new cars, I said to her "Is this pay back, ma?" her only reply was a subtle nod and then she whispered "Payback is a b!tch." in my ear. Anyways, Happy Holdiays!
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:10 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Cute jokes.
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