haha. those images above do not offend me. I myself have escaped being cut down for over a century. Recently a nice man moved in to the house near me. He has been bumpin some serious music!
It is a beautiful spring day today. My leaves are still growing and I can feel my roots sucking up water. Nothing to be worried about today! or tomorrow! or the next day!

So... Just wondering... How do you have Internet access?

I'm not really sure if I think you're brilliant or scary :D

So do you have any nice, tight knotholes? How do you feel about interspecies relations?

Well, I do not actually have the internet. My good tree-friend Old Man Oak actually had found away to send messages to humans many years ago. Forums is one way we communicate.

Do you know Tom Bombadil?

I have enjoyed being pollinated over the past couple weeks. Interspecies relations? My first thought was to say no thank you, but before I do, can I ask of what species are you referring to?

I am a Trannsylvanian wombat.

This site is definitely getting weirder these days

You may use my branches as shelter if you need. So long as you do not harm me we will have no problems. Unfortunately for you, I do not have any holes for you to climb in.