both of you need to be patient. we can't just snap our fingers and ta-da!
believe me, we have the websites best interests in mind. there will be some changes that are hard to deal with, but if you truly care about your "community", you will understand that waht we are doing here is good. maybe not right now, but when we actually have a chance to implement it.

so be patient and have faith! :wavey:

We realize many of your suggestions have seemingly gone unnoticed, such as the Arcade and the Videos Tab, and we are working on rolling out some exciting new features for the site that may be along those lines. First we need to change some things around in order to complete this expasion, which will involve making the website more userable friendly and family oriented. Please be patient as we undergo these changes.

Dan

Please tell me that doesn't involve creating a Radio-Disney subforum.

family oriented?

mutha****er

Uh... can you please be specific about the "family oriented" part?

I'm still hoping this is a grand April fool's joke

I'm still hoping I can win the lottery. :(

Sure, I would be happy to answer any questions you have.

We are undergoing a company wide reconstruction on all of our websites. We have begun to work with sponsors who only want their advertisementes appearcing next to appropriate content. Much of this content is geared toward patents and children, and so content that contains explicit sexual scenes or nudity will be now forbidden.

We want to gear certain sections of the site to famlies and younger audiences in a positive and educational way. The pay off is that many new features will be implemented across the board. My name is Dan if you have any more questions.

Dan

I know this is probably in vain, but can you please be more specific? How is this going to affect threads about music that have explicit content, as Jack Pat mentioned. What kind of "family and younger audiences" are you talking about? I feel it's a little more than frustrating when we continue to ask for more details and get nothing but vague responses.

So you want to implement forum sections that cater to children?

I don't like........ the way...... you do....... what you do.

There I expressed my opinion without breaking the rules, oh powerful jayshreddz.:bowdown:

That may be a part of the overall change, but included will be many positive aspects that will benefit the members now, such as an expanded song meanings tab and perhaps even an informative music wiki interrelation. The draw back is that we will need to overhaul the current layout and perhaps even change the domain to relaunch ourselves and our brand.

Dan

Also lol at the family oriented, this site's demographics has to be about 95% in 16-35 age group, why are they reaching out to people who have no interest in joining?

Uh... wow. That sounds like a little more than just a "restructuring" you're planning. Will this site even be MusicBanter anymore?

The changes will take place over a period of time to make the transition as smooth as it possibly can be. For the time being this is still Music Banter, but eventually we may decide to revamp even more and change the entire focus of the site.

Dan

It will become "Family Banter" or "Disney Banter" or something like that. Just watch.

When you say "change the focus", do you mean from being a music website, discussion board...? again, can you please elaborate?

Wait, what the fuck is going on here?

Take a look at jay's new thread, I can call you names without risk of you infracting me :finger:

Yes but by the sound of things, anyone calling anyone names is going to be infracted by the new faceless mods.

Will Music Banter still be a place to discuss either old or obscure music or will those topics be revamped as well? Will there be bans on discussion of artist/groups with names like Dick Dale, or the Buzzcocks?

Probably. It's turning into a fascist regime.

Hey Jay,

Sorry I have to contact you like this, but when you keep locking the basement door it makes it very hard for you mother or I to speak to you in person.

Anyway, the bottom line is this: We're giving you until the end of the month to find an apartment and move out of the basement. Your mother is getting really upset and frankly so am I. When you lost your job and needed to move back home we were fine with that, but it's been three years Jay. This is getting ridiculous. Most guys your age have careers and their own places to live and... frankly... a girlfriend. You need to grow up and get your act together.

Please unlock the door or come upstairs so we can at least talk face to face.

-Ray (your stepdad)

Hahaha this is brilliant.

what? who are you?

It's Ray. Just come upstairs for a minute so we can talk.

The Doors-The End [FULL] - YouTube

my friends are down here though.

stop snooping on us dad.

As far as I can see, no, they aren't. Look, we bought some Orange Crush. Why don't you come up and have a glass with us?

i don't wanna.
that sucks, and is gay.

Gay? As in happy? It's always been your favorite.

jay i don't think you should be letting personal matters get in the way of business your account is strictly for evaluation we have a lot to look forward to here in the near future many new features coming up stay exciting stay livevly and keep on your toes because you never know what will happen with us. please be patience as we begin to implement these changes across the board your regular posting will not be affected and the old threads will not be deleted unless they contain excessive profanity or otherwise unsuitable adult content. thank you for understanding god bless.

but i mean like dudes sucking off dudes and stuff. hence sucks.
oh screw you dad. ever since mom left, your boyfriend has not really been filling the void. his penis is too small.

fuuuuuuck all of you!

Fuck your god. There is no god.

:beer:

you will be banned.