The Batlord

I was going to find a Turkish swear word, so that I could ask you if that was my name, could I go to a Turkish forum without getting made fun of? But then I found an entire list of bizarre Turkish profanity, and now I just want to know if these are actually used by real people in Turkey.


Amcik Hosafi = stewed pussy as a compote (I don't even know what a "compote" is)

Gt Lalesi = ass tulip

Atını siken kovboy = Cowboy who fucks his horse

Ayazda kalmış bekçi yarrağı = guard dick in the frost (what does that even mean?)

Ciğerini Sikeyim = fuck your liver

Dinazor tasagi = Dinasaur's balls

Ebenin ami = Your midwife's pussy

Ecdadini gštten sikeyim = I fuck your ancestry in the ass

Gelmişini geçmişini sikeyim = fuck your past and present life (is that like a Buddhist thing?)

Tassakli krallar siksin ebeni = Kings with balls fuck your midwife (what's with midwives?)

Turk Bozi Tgha = My Turkish Brother (why is this under a list of swears?)

Yarrağımın antifrizi = Antifreeze of my dick

Yarragimin anteni = the antenna of my cock

antenle otuzbir cekmek = masturbating with an antenna (just... what?)

girsin gotune keman yayi = may a violin bow enter your ass

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