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Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-04-2016 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1695280)
... He won't. My power is telepathy, and since there is no one in his brain ATM, I left a message to the effect that if he tries to peddle any of his lame @$$ chalkboard-scraping fingernails here, that I will send my tomcat to eviscerate his gizzards before the moderators have a chance to ban him.

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/f...s-cat-lady.gif

grindy 05-04-2016 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1695280)
... He won't. My power is telepathy, and since there is no one in his brain ATM, I left a message to the effect that if he tries to peddle any of his lame @$$ chalkboard-scraping fingernails here, that I will send my tomcat to eviscerate his gizzards before the moderators have a chance to ban him.

What a beautiful expression. Never heard the word "gizzard" before. I hope I'll have the chance to use it extensively.

Stormelius 05-04-2016 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1695283)
I'm serious though. It's not allowed here and you'll get banned.
Mercilessly.
By me.
Hope it won't come this far though. You seem cool.

All righty-oh! Though already I see people linking to their own projects in their sigs, and some pinned thing about everyone being able to have a thread on a sub-forum, so... is it a hard-and-fast rule that you may not link to your own music, or are there exceptions?

ChelseaDagger 05-04-2016 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1695285)

Sorry pal, I don't throw cats; I love them too much.

ChelseaDagger 05-04-2016 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1695287)
What a beautiful expression. Never heard the word "gizzard" before. I hope I'll have the chance to use it extensively.

"I highly recommend it; it is so choice."

grindy 05-04-2016 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormelius (Post 1695288)
All righty-oh! Though already I see people linking to their own projects in their sigs, and some pinned thing about everyone being able to have a thread on a sub-forum, so... is it a hard-and-fast rule that you may not link to your own music, or are there exceptions?

Members who have been around and posting for a few months are allowed to share their stuff.
The reason is that there are dozens of new members joining every week just to spam 15 posts, post a link to their stuff and never to be active again. It's messy and annoying.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 05-04-2016 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1695290)
Sorry pal, I don't throw cats; I love them too much.

My apologies, we have a special breed of crazy cat lady here I suppose.

http://www.999gag.com/i/user/2014/04...a2693f80db.gif

grindy 05-04-2016 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger (Post 1695291)
"I highly recommend it; it is so choice."

I started going to an english course at work. It's ridiculously below my level, but still kinda fun and a good way to get to know my new colleagues.
I hope I'll eventually have the chance to threaten their gizzards with evisceration.

ChelseaDagger 05-04-2016 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertyy (Post 1695294)
My apologies, we have a special breed of crazy cat lady here I suppose.

http://www.999gag.com/i/user/2014/04...a2693f80db.gif

Finally, some overdue recognition... I got half a mind to sig this acute psychological assessment.

ChelseaDagger 05-04-2016 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1695297)
I started going to an english course at work. It's ridiculously below my level, but still kinda fun and a good way to get to know my new colleagues.
I hope I'll eventually have the chance to threaten their gizzards with evisceration.

You should save it, then use it on the hot chick... Here in America, the colloquial use of "eviscerate your gizzards," is a term of endearment synonymous with "cherish you forever, my love." She'll be putty in your hands.


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