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Old 07-10-2015, 02:27 PM   #30041 (permalink)
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This is how I hold my chopsticks, cause I see no reason to be a wannaba cultural tourist when I can just use a utensil I'm more comfortable with.


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Old 07-10-2015, 02:29 PM   #30042 (permalink)
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But I actually like using chopsticks better than forks. So, I'm not a cultural tourist. Bitch.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:32 PM   #30043 (permalink)
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But I actually like using chopsticks better than forks. So, I'm not a cultural tourist. Bitch.
Cause you're a ****ing hipster, you wannabe.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:32 PM   #30044 (permalink)
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^The fork was developed in Ancient Egypt, so you're still a cultural tourist by using them.

Chopsticks suck for eating rice, corn, dippin dots, anything small really. I like using them for noodles and steaks and **** like that though.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:36 PM   #30045 (permalink)
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^The fork was developed in Ancient Egypt, so you're still a cultural tourist by using them.

Chopsticks suck for eating rice, corn, dippin dots, anything small really. I like using them for noodles and steaks and **** like that though.
Yes, because I try so hard to be just like ancient Egyptians that I just have to eat like them as well.
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At least you're self aware.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:39 PM   #30047 (permalink)
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I like using them for noodles and **** like that though.
Ja.

If you eat a bowl of Pho with a fork I will hunt you down and kill you. And then piss on your corpse.
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I would hunt myself down too and **** in my mouth.

Pho is my favourite food, a must with chopsticks unless there are no other options.
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I would hunt myself down too and **** in my mouth.

Pho is my favourite food, a must with chopsticks unless there are no other options.

Wow, it's almost like you're actually Vietnamese.
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It's like you've never eaten pho before.
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