John Wilkes Booth

i buy monsters at work sometimes

when you are in a shipping container that is 95+ degrees, moving 1000+ boxes one by one at 130 lbs a piece, you don't want to **** with coffee for the most part

plus coffee is weak as **** compared to a monster. i do like a coffee when i am studying or doing something less active, just to stimulate thought

as for monster's taste, i don't mind the way it tastes if you put it on ice. ****, for all you weak willed women/canadians/californians out there, they even have a pink lemonade version which has like 180 ml or so of caffeine in a can

the price is a bit ridiculous i will admit... that's why now i get caffeine pills from the pharmacy and i only buy an energy drink occasionally

but yea long story short, caffeine is a helluva drug

ladyislingering

It tastes terrible. I thought it was going to be awesome, because I love pink lemonade, but it tasted like a bitter fucking sugarbomb nightmare.

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Lisnaholic

The good thing about water: you can dilute it as much as you like and it still tastes the same.
The bad thing about water: it only comes in one flavour - stale mouth.

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"Am I enjoying this moment? I know of it and perhaps that is enough." - Sybille Bedford, 1953

Chula Vista

Drink a few glasses of it before passing out and your hangover will be cut in half.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

Goofle

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Franco Pepe Kalle

We need Water. People know this. Nous avons besoin d'Eau. C'est la situation de notre monde. Mayi ekobetela biso.

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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.

The Batlord

Let them drink milk shakes.

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Franco Pepe Kalle

hahahaha.
Dude we need water first. Then we can get milk shaves. Anyway, I think my brother may buy some milk shakes since he likes them so damn much.

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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

Girls are the sexy thing that God created.

Important to notice FPK.

The Batlord

I don't know if I would want to shave with milk. I just don't see it being much use.

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ChelseaDagger

A thick, well-strained kefir might work well, however.