All you need is a fedora and the ladies will be bashing your door down.

Especially the homeless exgfs in need of shelter from the storm.

Nah, she would never stoop to elphenor level. I think that's a double burn, but I can't quite tell.

I can't tell either... mostly because I don't understand the joke :confused:

A post high night mixed with stale coffee and me just waking up has made this lack of funny joke possible. You're welcome.

Stop blaming the weed and coffee... they've contributed more to this world than any of us ever will.

Hey, anything to keep my mind and body occupied while I slowly wither away into crippling depression is necessary.

You have no idea.

Didn't she like feminine men? Elph seems like a perfect choice.

:laughing: please tell me that was intentional!

So you just walk around like a tool without a blazer?