I probably won't ever know which ones.

Edit: If you deleted a post where I complimented anybody's titties I'm going to be so upset with you.

Sorry. Wasn't trying to be mean. Just going with the spirit of MB, but if I have shot my arrow over the house and wounded my brother, please accept my apologies.

When we first became friends, Sir and I, we were equals. We met as two free moral agents.

Now, he and I have a relationship that long ago subsumed friendship. There are elements of friendship in it, left over from what birthed our relationship. Now, friendship falls utterly short of describing what we share. It is a unity and union that so far surpass what one could call friendship, or even married love, that it can hardly be described in those terms.

Yes, I obey him. I obey him because my obedience and submission are a gift I gave to him, one which he graciously accepted, but our relationship is so full of generosity on both sides that we spend so much time trying to outdo each other in expressions of kindness there is no time to concern ourselves with other things.

Personally, I think your relationship dynamic sounds just lovely. :)

Some people are simply unable to comprehend that happily married couples actually exist... especially (cough) cynics who happen to be having an affair with a married woman.

@Mord - I was only joking. Idc, i just thought your response was out of character so i decided to joke a bit.
@Ked - I know all about how your relationship works. I have nothing against it, I think its a nice thing if you can make it work. I think both of you mistook my point about the dynamics of a relationship as a personal attack when I was actually trying to use your relationship as a positive example.
@Chels - We are just friends again and im a romantic not a cynic. I think they have a wonderful relationship if its actually as good as they make it out to be.

So there screw all of you :D

You look exactly how I imagined you would look.

I like your hair

I assumed there'd be more track marks.

Fair enough... minus the screw, of course :D

I was thinking the same thing.