Thanks. I can't read small stuff without em. Lasik keeps lowering their prices though, so I'm waiting it out.

I've had that since birth. I used tell my daughters friends it was a fly I swatted and it embedded into my skull. The looks on their faces... oh the laughs. Good times man.

You should probably go ahead and remove your face. Go ahead and do that.

It's like the Dad joke that keeps on giving.

Verdict says leave it.

Yeah, those dad jokes never get old. It's pretty sad that's all you have to say most of the time. Your a ****ing broken record.

i was trying to be nice :(

Got any other endearing lines besides Dad Joke?

what are you going to do? ground me and send me to bed without supper?

oh and also

Mod edit: Too slow, mofo.

Probably just stop posting here. It's like Lord of the Flies.